TOS Caption Contest #57 - It's T'Heinz To Catch Up
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McCoy: I think you better take that Madonna crack back...
Sulu: Damn right, you fucking bith... Don't make me cry or i am gonna beat you up, and take you to my hair salon.
Kirk: Bring it Sulu, you sissy mary.
Kirk: Who have you come for this time?
Sulu: I am for you, James Kirk.
McCoy: Thank god he's not back for me. I'm still walking side-saddle.
"I'm in this up to my neck, Captain. I've got to find somebody -- a victim -- when the time comes. If I don't, I'll be it. Let's give 'er the doctor. He actually did shoot D'Amato and Watkins, didn't he? Anyway, he's made to order for the part, look at him. Let's give him to Losira."
"By gad, Mr. Sulu, you are a character, that you are. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing."
KLINGON: "That Orion chick is SOOOOO one-dimensional."
SPOCK:"A flat personality."
SULU:"I think I ought to warn the two of you, sirs...I've got Planetoid Fever and daddy-san needs some wasabi."
One of the three certainly didn't feel dirty about the impromptu threesome.
Sulu: Captain, these are not styrofoam rocks - they're made of high grade asbestos. In fact the whole planet is comprised of lead-based asbestos.
Bones: Jim, I recommend we try not to breathe or touch anything while we're down here.
Sulu: Also... the entire surface is emitting lethal doses of thaleron radiation and carbon monoxide.
Bones: Jim, I want to bring a team down here to collect samples...
Kirk: Where are we going to set up for the annual Zefram Cochrane Day picnic?
Sulu: I'd suggest the fork of that mercury river just behind us; there's a nice view of the falls right where that sparkly, green gas cloud is hovering.
Bones: I'm feeling a little light-headed...
cooleddie74 said:
KLINGON: "That Orion chick is SOOOOO one-dimensional."
SPOCK:"A flat personality."
Yes but her suit looks painted on.
And she is highly animated.
"This is going to make for the most confusing and creepy GEICO commercial ever."
To make matters all the worse, the three stranded officers soon discovered that one of them had eaten an entire plate of bean casserole before joining the landing party.
