TOS Caption Contest #57 - It's T'Heinz To Catch Up

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Sulu, next time we'll take you to the all-you-can-eat buffet. Promise.

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Jim -- Sulu's left arm is missing."

Kirk: "I know where it is, and it explains my constantly inflamed hemmoroids."

 

[Outpost4]

The cool people all agreed Star Trek XI's post-Oscars party was the hottest ticket in Hollywood.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: "You stole my caption."
Kirk: "No I didn't. I was riffing on a theme."
Sulu: "You only changed like five words."
Kirk: "Creative licence. Anyway, my Caption was funnier. You should be thanking me for improving your lame joke."
Sulu: "Lame! Why you lousy thief..."
McCoy: "Gentleman. If I can remind you. Genetically engineered superman, doomsday weapon. Five missing red shirts and ominous ticking sound from behind the phallic polystyrene rock. A little perspective please?"
Kirk: "Quite right Bones. Phasers on stun, standard encirclement pattern."
Sulu: "Caption thief!"

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Phasers set to orgasm

McCoy: Phasers set to orgasm

Kirk: Is there an echo in here?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Intriguing. I just noticed something most interesting.

Some of this Filmation animation sucks."

"D'ya see the animated episode about Harry Mudd's love potion? Not one of our best, guys."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Mr. Sulu, tricorder reading of those blue rocks over there."

Sulu: "Umm, Captain, those aren't blue rocks."

McCoy: "Yeah, well, when you gotta go, you gotta go."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"If I see anything odd down here, sir, I'll be sure to set my hand phaser to fabulous."

 

[NathanielM]

SULU: "Damn you captain, I told you that yellow and black just doesn't make a statement... BUT NOOOO you had to tell us to wear this shit..."

Mccoy: "Oh Sulu, Shut up..."

Kirk: <muttering> "Damn sissy mary..."