TOS Caption Contest #57 - It's T'Heinz To Catch Up

[Outpost4]

I'm going to keep Joe's tradition of changing out the caption contest on Saturday. That will make it easier for him to pick up the slack when he gets back from rehab...err, vacation. He sent me a message by sub space. He said Lindsay Lohan is even sluttier in person.

Until then, I will be like Jeff Garcia, able to fill in at quarterback when the main guy goes down.

This week it was the old guard's turn to win.

Rat Boy said:

Mitchell: "...so then that backstabbing computer cut my air hose and left me adrift. True story."

The Squire of Gothos said:

Pike hated being left in charge of the "special" crew members.

How could I not go with a clever sci-fi reference and another caption that makes Spock retarded? I mean, really.

I'm also giving a solid Hell, Yeah! to the double team of Gertch and scottydog for this reverse caption gem:

scottydog said:

Gertch said:

I just can't believe it about Joe. I did hear the horse is supposed to be okay after some rehab and counseling. Lots of counseling.

Congratulations to all four of you. Let me buy each of you a drink.

BTW, all past winners please double check the list at the end of this post to make sure I didn't eliminate you or your win count. I cleaned up Joe's list. I don't think I screwed up but anything is possible.

For this week's contest I thought we'd use a screencap out of The Animated Series. In the second cap, I don't know what's going on. I just know I'm scared to find out. Really scared.

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Battrekker
cakes516
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (7x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (5x)
DS9Sega
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (7x)

plus 1 this time for a total of 8x!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
jayrath
KJM
M´Sharak
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (2x)
NathanielM
Nerys Myk (8x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (9x)

plus 1 this time for a total of 10x!
Redfern
scottydog (7x)

plus 1 this time for a total of 8x!
Shatmandu (4x)
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (5x)
The Squire of Gothos (3x)

plus 1 this time for a total of 4x!
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (2x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (2x)

 

[Outpost4]

This night the Gorn learned the truth of Jim Croce's lyric, "You don't tug on Superman's cape."

Kirk: Lieutenant, for the last time, where did you stick Nurse Chapel's dildo?

 

[SPOCKED]

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Wonderful stuff, that Venus drug.

 

[Outpost4]

Britney Spears looked terrific after her stay at the Orion spa.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Gorn: "... modelling the latest summer collection, concentrating on the edible bikinis..."

Spock: "Vulcans are peckish only once every seven years."

Kirk: "Okay Bones, we believe you, you can belch the Federation National anthem. Now about helping Ensign Redshirt over there."

BANG!

Sulu: "Forget it."

 

[Rat Boy]

Gorn: "Come back to my place. I shall be merciful and quick."

Orion: "That's what all the lizards say."

Kirk: "Congratulations, Bones, you're now the second redneck man to get pregnant."

 

[The Tone]

Rat Boy said:

Gorn: "Come back to my place. I shall be merciful and quick."

Orion: "That's what all the lizards say."

LMAO

 

[Mallory]

Rat Boy said:

Gorn: "Come back to my place. I shall be merciful and quick."

Orion: "That's what all the lizards say."

^

Gets my vote: :thumbsup:

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy *thinking*: Can we hurry this up? I'm tired of hiding Sulu's birthday gift under my shirt.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Perhaps we should have invited the Super Friends to this occasion. The Wonder Twins could have found a way to combine and find the ability to make this interesting."

KIRK:"We're going to be stuck on this planetoid for what could be a VERY long time, Mister Sulu. That means no hanky-pnaky, and no cuddling if we have to conserve body heat at night."

 

[Outpost4]

Orion Slave Girl: [JessicaRabbit]I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.[/JessicaRabbit]

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: Oh, no... not again!

 

[cooleddie74]

GORN:"Where's-s-s-s-s-s the danc-c-c-cing pole?

I was-s-s-s told there'd be a POLE!"

SULU:"Now that we're trapped down here and might not get back to civilization for a good long while, I just thought I should tell you...I always have fantasies about a three-way with the two of you and a bottle of thousand island dressing."

 

[Rat Boy]

Where will you be when your Rigelian diarrhea comes back?

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: Well, what do you know? I finally got the last turd.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Yes, see if one of you is standing and the other is lying down I can still reach both of you.

Kirk: Don't get all huffy with me lieutenant. I am not gonna warn you again. Just look at Bones, poor bastard isn't gonna be able to sit for a week.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Where did that woman go that said she was 'for me'?"
Sulu: "Sorry, in a jealous fit I shot her."

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: Excuse me while I whip this out...

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: Jim I think we'd better give him back his Barbara Streisand album. I sense a hissy fit coming on.