TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin guest host edition
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Very clever, Rat Boy.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin edition
Dehner: Talk to the boobs 'cause the face ain't listening
Dehner: Talk to the boobs 'cause the face ain't listening
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin edition
Most successful plant on Talos IV, the Talosian Mantrap snares its next meals.
DEHNER: I've reviewed your medical records, Mr. Mitchell. Frankly, you're not man enough for one of us, let alone both of us.
SULU: <sotto voce> You go, girl!
Most successful plant on Talos IV, the Talosian Mantrap snares its next meals.
DEHNER: I've reviewed your medical records, Mr. Mitchell. Frankly, you're not man enough for one of us, let alone both of us.
SULU: <sotto voce> You go, girl!
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin edition
GARY:"The good yeoman here can suck TWO golf balls through a conduit. What can you do, Hot Stuff?"
PIKE:"If you thought the chiba from Wrigley's Pleasure Planet knocked your duty boots off, Mister Spock, wait until we wind up a few tighties made outta THIS stuff!"
GARY:"The good yeoman here can suck TWO golf balls through a conduit. What can you do, Hot Stuff?"
PIKE:"If you thought the chiba from Wrigley's Pleasure Planet knocked your duty boots off, Mister Spock, wait until we wind up a few tighties made outta THIS stuff!"
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Spock: Funny, I couldn't play it before.
Pike: What, Lieutenant? There are skid marks in front of a skunk.
Spock: The genie thought I said I wanted a twelve inch pianist.
Pike: It's the plant! Let's go to the other side.
Spock: Agreed, Captain. I only have to outrun you.
Spock: Funny, I couldn't play it before.
Pike: What, Lieutenant? There are skid marks in front of a skunk.
Spock: The genie thought I said I wanted a twelve inch pianist.
Pike: It's the plant! Let's go to the other side.
Spock: Agreed, Captain. I only have to outrun you.
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GARY:"If you think I'm hot stuff, now, sister...wait a few years. I'm gonna be talking to a self-aware computer with a homicidal streak."
PIKE:"Please tell me someone in the landing party remembered to bring rolling papers."
GARY:"If you think I'm hot stuff, now, sister...wait a few years. I'm gonna be talking to a self-aware computer with a homicidal streak."
PIKE:"Please tell me someone in the landing party remembered to bring rolling papers."
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Scotty, Piper, and Sulu look on skeptically as Mitchell shows off his hypnosis techniques on Yeoman Smith and Dr. Dehner.
Spock: "Hey, you know what that sound reminds me of?"
Pike: "Oh God, not again."
Spock (singing): "In the middle of the Earth, in the land of Shire,
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long, wooden pipe, fuzzy wooly toes,
He lives in a hobbit hole and everybody knows him."
Pike: "Stop!"
Rest of landing party (singing): "Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins. Only 3 feet tall.
Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins. Bravest little hobbit of them all."
Pike: "You know we do have survivors to rescue."
Spock (singing): "Now hobbits are peace lovin' folks you know,
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow,
They don't like to travel away from home,
They just want to eat and be left alone.
"But one day Bilbo was asked to go,
On a big adventure to the cave below.
To help some Dwarves get back their gold,
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old."
Pike: "I'm going to have you up on charges!"
Scotty, Piper, and Sulu look on skeptically as Mitchell shows off his hypnosis techniques on Yeoman Smith and Dr. Dehner.
Spock: "Hey, you know what that sound reminds me of?"
Pike: "Oh God, not again."
Spock (singing): "In the middle of the Earth, in the land of Shire,
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long, wooden pipe, fuzzy wooly toes,
He lives in a hobbit hole and everybody knows him."
Pike: "Stop!"
Rest of landing party (singing): "Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins. Only 3 feet tall.
Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins. Bravest little hobbit of them all."
Pike: "You know we do have survivors to rescue."
Spock (singing): "Now hobbits are peace lovin' folks you know,
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow,
They don't like to travel away from home,
They just want to eat and be left alone.
"But one day Bilbo was asked to go,
On a big adventure to the cave below.
To help some Dwarves get back their gold,
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old."
Pike: "I'm going to have you up on charges!"
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin edition
Oh yeah, in the early days of Starfleet it was all smiles and giggles as the plants made pretty sounds, until the time came when Starfleet scientists discovered that everytime a blue plant is touched, a red shirt is killed.
Oh yeah, in the early days of Starfleet it was all smiles and giggles as the plants made pretty sounds, until the time came when Starfleet scientists discovered that everytime a blue plant is touched, a red shirt is killed.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin edition
Unseen, the remote control crewman crept up on the landing party.
Unseen, the remote control crewman crept up on the landing party.
