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TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin guest host edition

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Anybody know what happened to Joe? He's disappeared. Maybe he's fallen into some sex-drenched cesspool of iniquity. More likely it's just work. Shit. I'd rather blame it on a whorehouse. But the stardate marches on. Joe would want us to carry on without him. *sniff* *tear*

So purely in a guest host fashion as this chair is his when he returns - after all, he is more perverted than I am - I will start the next contest.

But first, it's last time's winners:

Ladies and gentlemen, in an unprecedented event, never equalled before thoughout all space-time, the winner for all three pictures is the same poster, Shatmandu! Everybody, give Joe a hand!

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Shatmandu said:
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Kirk, echoey: "Show me your tits! C'mon, I'm the only one in this universe..."
Shatmandu said:
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Joe: "Stay off my plate, bitch! I know where your hands have been ..."
Shatmandu said:
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Kirk: "I guess Russia invented the Candy-Assed New Guy, too, huh?"

And now for the new contest. The thread on the two pilots got me thinking. Here is a screencap from each. At least by the end of this contest we will finally know what Spock was smiling about in The Cage.

As always, keep it ribald.


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TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdevenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdevenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x) and Classic Fan (1x!), Outpost4 (5x!) and Tim M and Gertch (5x!) and DrBob (4x!), Haggis and Tatties and A Beaker Full Of Death, Adam Ihle (3x!) and Outpost4 (6x!), Adam Ihle (4x!) and Outpost4 (7x!), Rat Boy (7x!) and cooleddie74 (5x!), galleywest (3x!) and cooleddie74 (6x!), Tharpdevenport (3x) and M´Sharak & Nerys Myk (6x!), Outpost4 (8x!) and Outpost4 (9x!) and Rat Boy (8x!!) and MGagen (1x!) and Rat Boy (9x!), KJM (1x) and cooleddie74 (7x!) and Gertch (6x!), scottydog (6x!)and The Laughing Vulcan (5x!) and The Castellan (1x!) and vassa (1x!)and DrBob (5x!) and galleywest (4x!) and a beaker full of death (2x!)and cultcross (1x!) and DS9Sega(1x!), Tim M (2x!) and NathanielM (1x!) and Nerys Myk (7x!) and T'Bonz (4x) and Outpost4 (10 & 11x!) M'Sharak (2x!)! Nerys Myk (8!), Mojochi (1x!), Outpost4 (12!), The Laughing Vulcan (5!), Rat Boy (9!), T'Bonz (5!), Gertch (7!), scottydog (7!) Shatmandu (3x!)
 
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin edition

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Mitchell: So you two girls both know how to work a pole?



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Spock: I have a boner!
 
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin edition

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Not a caption, but I love the way Scotty, Piper and Sulu are actually watching the screen while Mitchell is hitting on the babes. Way too many blue shirts around though.

And thanks for picking up the ball and running with it Outpost. I'm sure Joe would approve. :)
 
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Scotty: Ten credits he scores.
Piper: 11 credits he doesn't.
Sulu: 12 credits I score with him.



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Spock: These blue planets make me as giddy as a school girl.
 
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Spock: Not marijuana, but could still be useful, Captain...
Pike: Take a sample for later study, Lieutenant.
 
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Spock: captain i just got a phsycic premonition from these plants, i'll bet you'll never guess what the hot girl your gonna fall for REALLY looks like!
 
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Thanks for your support, Mallory. Agreed. Joe would want the bad jokes to go on. :)



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Mitchell: Don't worry about the mud, girls. It will wash off. Remember, first one down to her bra and panties loses.



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Spock: I haven't felt vibrations like this since I took a shower using Dr. Bonner's Peppermint Oil Soap.
 
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Navigator: My name is Simon Cowell. Welcome to Starship Idol.



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Spock: Fascinating. They play the melody to Smoke On The Water.
 
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin guest host editi

When someone gets around to the inevitable "Carl Spock" edit, keep it consistent with the timeline and use a smaller afro, and maybe a different style of sunglasses.
 
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"So what do you ladies feel about a threesome?"


Sulu: "I'm game ducky!"
Scotty: "It's a fucking kilt, not a skirt you pervert!"

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Spock: "... but the Ferengi in the Gorilla suit has to go... Brilliant. I just got it."

Pike: "But they haven't even invented that joke yet. Fucking plot holes!"
 
Re: TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin guest host editi

Outpost4 said:
Thanks for your support, Mallory. Agreed. Joe would want the bad jokes to go on. :)

I agree. And thanks for picking it up Outpost4. I just can't believe it about Joe. I did hear the horse is supposed to be okay after some rehab and counseling. Lots of counseling.
 
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^ Unfortunately, the same can't be said of the nuns that witnessed everything.
 
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Gary: "Lesbians huh? So how's that working out for you?"
Dehner: "Very well for your information. We're in love and engaged to be married."
Gary: "That so? That so? So why's your sweetheart been checking out my package for the last five minutes?"

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TeenSpock: "Oh, this is so cool. These are Intelseeds. You plant them, keep 'em watered and they grow up into those blue faced guys from the Intel adverts. Did I tell you we're upgrading the ship's secondary system bus next week? The controlling processor is an Intel Maxium II. It's got the triple core logic subchip, with onboard zero-point cooling and the data transfer rate has been..."

Pike: "Fucking computer geeks!"
 
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Mitchell: "...so then that backstabbing computer cut my air hose and left me adrift. True story."

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Spock: "The plants!"

Pike: "Must you shout at everything?"

Spock: "The captain!"

Boyce: "Calm down, Spock."

Spock: "The doctor!"
 
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Mitchell: Drive!!!!!....Listen darling, i will have been rotting in my grave for about 100 years before we ever see a woman at the helm of a Starship....The very notion...



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Spock:Your right captain, They do feel like sanitary towels".
 
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Outpost4 said:
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Mitchell: So you two girls both know how to work a pole?



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Spock: I have a boner!

My cabin or yours?? :lol: :lol:
 
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Every time a Vulcan smiles, a kitten dies.
 
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Outpost4 said:
Anybody know what happened to Joe? He's disappeared. Maybe he's fallen into some sex-drenched cesspool of iniquity. <SNIP!>

Get's my vote. :lol:
 
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