Anybody know what happened to Joe? He's disappeared. Maybe he's fallen into some sex-drenched cesspool of iniquity. More likely it's just work. Shit. I'd rather blame it on a whorehouse. But the stardate marches on. Joe would want us to carry on without him. *sniff* *tear*
So purely in a guest host fashion as this chair is his when he returns - after all, he is more perverted than I am - I will start the next contest.
But first, it's last time's winners:
Ladies and gentlemen, in an unprecedented event, never equalled before thoughout all space-time, the winner for all three pictures is the same poster, Shatmandu! Everybody, give Joe a hand!
And now for the new contest. The thread on the two pilots got me thinking. Here is a screencap from each. At least by the end of this contest we will finally know what Spock was smiling about in The Cage.
As always, keep it ribald.
TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners
Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdevenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdevenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x) and Classic Fan (1x!), Outpost4 (5x!) and Tim M and Gertch (5x!) and DrBob (4x!), Haggis and Tatties and A Beaker Full Of Death, Adam Ihle (3x!) and Outpost4 (6x!), Adam Ihle (4x!) and Outpost4 (7x!), Rat Boy (7x!) and cooleddie74 (5x!), galleywest (3x!) and cooleddie74 (6x!), Tharpdevenport (3x) and M´Sharak & Nerys Myk (6x!), Outpost4 (8x!) and Outpost4 (9x!) and Rat Boy (8x!!) and MGagen (1x!) and Rat Boy (9x!), KJM (1x) and cooleddie74 (7x!) and Gertch (6x!), scottydog (6x!)and The Laughing Vulcan (5x!) and The Castellan (1x!) and vassa (1x!)and DrBob (5x!) and galleywest (4x!) and a beaker full of death (2x!)and cultcross (1x!) and DS9Sega(1x!), Tim M (2x!) and NathanielM (1x!) and Nerys Myk (7x!) and T'Bonz (4x) and Outpost4 (10 & 11x!) M'Sharak (2x!)! Nerys Myk (8!), Mojochi (1x!), Outpost4 (12!), The Laughing Vulcan (5!), Rat Boy (9!), T'Bonz (5!), Gertch (7!), scottydog (7!) Shatmandu (3x!)
So purely in a guest host fashion as this chair is his when he returns - after all, he is more perverted than I am - I will start the next contest.
But first, it's last time's winners:
Ladies and gentlemen, in an unprecedented event, never equalled before thoughout all space-time, the winner for all three pictures is the same poster, Shatmandu! Everybody, give Joe a hand!
Shatmandu said:
Kirk, echoey: "Show me your tits! C'mon, I'm the only one in this universe..."
Shatmandu said:
Joe: "Stay off my plate, bitch! I know where your hands have been ..."
Shatmandu said:
Kirk: "I guess Russia invented the Candy-Assed New Guy, too, huh?"
And now for the new contest. The thread on the two pilots got me thinking. Here is a screencap from each. At least by the end of this contest we will finally know what Spock was smiling about in The Cage.
As always, keep it ribald.
TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners
Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdevenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdevenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x) and Classic Fan (1x!), Outpost4 (5x!) and Tim M and Gertch (5x!) and DrBob (4x!), Haggis and Tatties and A Beaker Full Of Death, Adam Ihle (3x!) and Outpost4 (6x!), Adam Ihle (4x!) and Outpost4 (7x!), Rat Boy (7x!) and cooleddie74 (5x!), galleywest (3x!) and cooleddie74 (6x!), Tharpdevenport (3x) and M´Sharak & Nerys Myk (6x!), Outpost4 (8x!) and Outpost4 (9x!) and Rat Boy (8x!!) and MGagen (1x!) and Rat Boy (9x!), KJM (1x) and cooleddie74 (7x!) and Gertch (6x!), scottydog (6x!)and The Laughing Vulcan (5x!) and The Castellan (1x!) and vassa (1x!)and DrBob (5x!) and galleywest (4x!) and a beaker full of death (2x!)and cultcross (1x!) and DS9Sega(1x!), Tim M (2x!) and NathanielM (1x!) and Nerys Myk (7x!) and T'Bonz (4x) and Outpost4 (10 & 11x!) M'Sharak (2x!)! Nerys Myk (8!), Mojochi (1x!), Outpost4 (12!), The Laughing Vulcan (5!), Rat Boy (9!), T'Bonz (5!), Gertch (7!), scottydog (7!) Shatmandu (3x!)
