TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontationes

[scottydog]

DR. SEUSS TREK

Joe:
You are bad.
You slept with Kevin.
There's no way
You'll go to heaven.

I will kill you
With this knife.
After all
You're MY wife.

Sulu:
You are right.
I slept with Kevin.
Lots of times.
Must have been seven.

These Captions are
Long Overdue
To be Replaced
Where's Shatmandu?

 

[Outpost4]

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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way...

 

[NathanielM]

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Joe: Hey you stole my Offical Carl Spock fro... Damn you... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

 

[Outpost4]

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How did you know my name is Loren Bobbit?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

scottydog said:

DR. SEUSS TREK

Joe:
You are bad.
You slept with Kevin.
There's no way
You'll go to heaven.

I will kill you
With this knife.
After all
You're MY wife.

Sulu:
You are right.
I slept with Kevin.
Lots of times.
Must have been seven.

These Captions are
Long Overdue
To be Replaced
Where's Shatmandu?

Kevin: "Where's Shatmandu? I'll tell you where he is you rhyming idiots, if you lay off the verse for five minutes. I've got him stashed in a bag of cats, and I'm not going to let him out until I get to sing Kathleen again."

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "You try judging a caption competition with a bag of cats on your head."

 

[cooleddie74]

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JOE:"No...No, I'm NEVER going to let them stop giving me Screen Actors Guild residual checks for the two episodes I'm in!

NEVER!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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[/QUOTE]

"Man...these Rose Garden shindigs are SOOOO plastic, baby. What say we go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and make a few new memories over a dime bag, pretty lady?"

 

[Alyssa]

Joe: you're getting sleepy, you're getting very sleeeepy

 

[Outpost4]

Joe: Tell me where you've hidden Shatmandu, NOW!

 

[cooleddie74]

"You traitorous sons-of-bitches...you programmed the synthesizer to give me the KOSHER MEAL!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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[/QUOTE]

"Man, baby...these ceremonies wouldn't be such a stone-cold drag if we had a bag of doobies to split."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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[Outpost4]

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Kirk: Lieutenant, I can see your pussy.

 

[NathanielM]

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Tpring: Now how does it go Carl?

Carl: Does it Wobble, Does it bow, Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow.

Ston: I would hope you mean a piece of twine carl?

Carl: Nope, your penis if i see ya touching my woman.

 

[cooleddie74]

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[/QUOTE]

"Baby...

that Queen Noor bitch is righteous."

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Touch this fake, inedible food made from rubber and Play-Doh one more time, and I'll stab you with this styrofoam prop!"

 

[General Kang]

Shatmandu said:

Seems like a long way to go to get to see me in my nightie, Captain...

What are you going to do with that, Joe? Butter me to death?

I am pretty, oh so pretty!

 

[NathanielM]

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Joe: If you don't get the hell out of my prop stew, I am gonna cut you silly boy from your ass to your throat.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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Joe backed off when he realised it wasn't the knife that Sulu was eyeing up.