TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontationes
- Thread starter Shatmandu
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"Dis tricorder isn't verking, Keptin. Did you or Mister Scott bring any extra AAA batteries vit you?"
"Of ALL the people on this ship, Sulu...who'd have thought YOU would be the one to improperly touch pussy?"
Sulu: "It's a spoon."
Riley: "No, it's a fork."
Joe: "It's a spork dammit, and I invented it. It's mine. I'm rich."
Spock on intercom: "Half rich, I'll believe you'll find"
Joe: "What!"
Spock: "Allow me to acquaint you with the intracacies of Trademark Law, and the fact that I have just changed my name by deed poll to Spork."
Joe: "Stay away from me Sulu, I don't want you catbagging me!"
Sulu: "It's teabagging honey, but tell me of this catbagging of which you speak, it sounds intriguing."
Riley: "Nothing intriguing about it. You don't think those are actually bagpipes Scotty plays?"
"My tricorder indicates de level of overacting in dis scene is off de scale!!! Recommend yelling 'cut' and taking some valium, sir?"
"Beatboxing was inwented in Russia"
"Yes, Keptin. Now dat you mention it, my hair IS particularly bouncier and fuller tanks to de new conditioner you gave me."
"And yes, it kind of looks like John Edwards'."cooleddie74 said:
"Yes, Keptin. Now dat you mention it, my hair IS particularly bouncier and fuller tanks to de new conditioner you gave me."
"I hear dis Yelchin guy who's playing me in de new TREK movie looks less like a roadie for de Byrds or Turtles dan I do, sir."
SHANK TREK
The Next Penetration
Off topic, Sorry This is for Shatmandu...
2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!
OBAMA? Hillary? McCain? Cambell?
SCREW THEM!
CARL SPOCK IS OUR MAN!
CARL SPOCK FOR PRESIDENT!
PUFF AND PASS on the Democrats. Inde -puff-dant Candidate for President.
INHALE TO DA CHIEF - BABY...
:thumbsup:
2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!
OBAMA? Hillary? McCain? Cambell?
SCREW THEM!
CARL SPOCK IS OUR MAN!
CARL SPOCK FOR PRESIDENT!
PUFF AND PASS on the Democrats. Inde -puff-dant Candidate for President.
INHALE TO DA CHIEF - BABY...
:thumbsup:
Checkov: Sorry Sir, I voted for Carl Spock in 2238!
Kirk: <mutters under breath> ...
Re: Off topic, Sorry This is for Shatmandu...
"I pledge allegiance...to the weed...of the Groovy Hydroponics Bay of the Enterprise...and to the Federation...that lets us grow it..."
NathanielM said:
"I pledge allegiance...to the weed...of the Groovy Hydroponics Bay of the Enterprise...and to the Federation...that lets us grow it..."
"Not only is Apollo down here, Keptin...but I'm getting indications on my tricorder dat Rocky might also be here as vell. And dere's a one in twenty-five probability Clubber Lang and dat strapping Russian hero Drago vould be here, too."
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Presidential Candidate Carl Spock
"Inhale to me... Inhale to me...."
Man behind: <thinking> who the hell is this guy? Oh shit hes got a big ol doobie sticking out of his pocket...!
Let's keep on topic!
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Presidential Candidate Carl Spock
"Inhale to me... Inhale to me...."
Man behind: <thinking> who the hell is this guy? Oh shit hes got a big ol doobie sticking out of his pocket...!
Let's keep on topic!
Re: Off topic, Sorry This is for Shatmandu...
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"Yo, Mrs. Bush...wanna come back to the science lab and see how human-hybrid babies are REALLY made? It'll blow your mind, sweet thang."
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"Yo, Mrs. Bush...wanna come back to the science lab and see how human-hybrid babies are REALLY made? It'll blow your mind, sweet thang."
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Joe: "And you better don't vote for Carl Spock, you stupid druggies!!! Or I'll make a bong out of your... you know what!!!"
Joe: "And you better don't vote for Carl Spock, you stupid druggies!!! Or I'll make a bong out of your... you know what!!!"