TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontationes

[NathanielM]

Joe: Now I'm gonna cut you ya asian fairy bitch for all the wetback jokes you are making about me to Riley...

Sulu: Oh come on Joe...

Riley: Pssst Sulu, He dropped his greencard... The only way he was able to work in Starfleet!

Sulu: Shhhh...

 

[NathanielM]

Checkov: Ooops sorry sir, the tricorder was scanning the records of the green orion woman voy were weeth and it turns out she was a he!

Kirk: <shooting checkov a dirty look and gasping>

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Trick or treat, bitch!

BOO!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Touch my Hungry Man entree one more time, and you're gonna be whacking off other men with a cybernetic replacement hand!"

 

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: "so, youre our new officer, hey? I see that the other officers in your bunks have opened a bag of cats on your head, just like they did to me when i took command."
Chekov: "No, sir, that is my hair.
Kirk: "Riiiiiiiight"
Chekov: "Did they do the same to you, Keptin? Cos that aint no natural tweed."

 

[Outpost4]

OJ: Think you can steal my shit and sell it?

 

[Classic Fan]

It was always difficult for the Hobbit extra when he had to stand on a soap box for fiming. It was also an embrassment as Shatner wasnt all that tall, and he was still little next to him.

 

[cooleddie74]

"My tricorder readings are all over de place, Keptin. Crazy, incoherent data dat makes no sense.

Maybe it has someting to do vit the last captions Cooleddie posted. The filthy cossack bastard!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "...and then after Sulu phasered the Klingons, he started tea-bagging them..."

 

[Gertch]

Rat Boy said:

Chekov: "...and then after Sulu phasered the Klingons, he started tea-bagging them..."

I'm sorry. That's just too funny.

 

[Rat Boy]

It only occurred to me after I had to explain to my father what tea-bagging meant after the incident that resulted in the suspension of the Oregon Duck mascot after tea-bagging another mascot during a football game.

 

[M'Sharak]

Oh, damn -- this again! How do I get the cat posts back?!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Rat Boy said:

Chekov: "...and then after Sulu phasered the Klingons, he started tea-bagging them..."

Chekov: "It was Rat Boy sair, he put words... in our mouths, made us pimp things. But we fought him. The Balok puppet was strong..."

 

[Outpost4]

^ McCoy: Rat Boy's contaminating this boy, Jim.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Dammit.


Scotty needs to fix my mirror-TV. Stupid thing just keep showing out-of-focus reruns of old space shows."

 

[cooleddie74]

"No, Keptin...I don't know anyone named Peter, Mike or Mickey. Vy do people keep asking me dat?"

 

[Classic Fan]

Once Uhura had the Shatner poster up, it was time to select the space-dildo of the day from the shelf.

 

[battrekker]

Shatner: "Bag of Cats, my ship for a bag of cats!!!"
Nichols: "Man, I can't do shit because of the bag of cats, and Bill has to come by to overact his way out of a mirror!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Arrr! In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day:

Pirate Chekov: "Shiver me timbers!"

Kirk: "Be careful if you say that around Sulu."

Pirate Joe: "Keep your hands off my booty!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Arrrrr!