TOS Caption Contest #53: Troubles, Troubles, Troubles
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Hey! Someone's using my name as a handle for Trek BBS!
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Is your wireless service causing you to have too many dropped calls?
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To get your tickets to the Phantom WHAT?
Hey! Someone's using my name as a handle for Trek BBS!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/hickinsticks2.jpg
Is your wireless service causing you to have too many dropped calls?
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/shitterline.jpg
To get your tickets to the Phantom WHAT?
ToddPence, I'm glad to post these for you. If you wanted to make it easier, next time wrap the urls for the pictures with image tags -
- and I could just quote your post, not having to change anything.
ToddPence said:
Hey! Someone's using my name as a handle for Trek BBS!
Is your wireless service causing you to have too many dropped calls?
To get your tickets to the Phantom WHAT?
To Captain Kirks dismay, Spock gets his 2 millionth MySpace friend, officially winning the bet.
"Yep Jim she's still laying there...Yep...Yep around her ankles....I can't tell she is not laying on her stomach.
KIRK: Who is this Floyd?...and who told him he could sell tickets on my ship?
Spock: Just a minute, Captain...that Trekker, you're so full of shit...funny,
Hermiod...ooohh, that would make a great caption...hold on, Jim...
blablover5, I can't believe you said that...Gertch, hehehe...relax, I'll
be off in less than five minutes, Jim...not mrcoaster again...
Just prior to beam-up, McCoy always became noticeably aroused.
Kirk: "So, I die falling off a cliff in a fire escape?"
Spock: "According to these records from the future, it would appear so."
Kirk: "Stupid future ..."
McCoy, slurring: " ... well, then, they shouldn't have served beer down here! If you don't want the bark peeled off yer trees, don't gimme eight fuckin' beers!"
Kirk, confused: "But Uhura's concert is in Rec Room Three."
Mr. Leslie: "This is the line to be put out an airlock instead."
Kirk : Will you please stop posting captions Spock, they'll figure out that it's you sooner or later, even if you aren't useing your real name.
Spock : Just a second, I think I have a great one for this week, there's a pic of you sitting at one end of the briefing room table and me at the other end on the computer.
Kirk : You mean NOW ?
Spock : Yes NOW.
Kirk : Let's not do THAT joke again, ever....
McCoy : No, I can't hear you now, this is a recording * BEEP *
Kirk : This the line for Tickets to see the new Star Trek movie.
Leslie : Yes it is.
Kirk : Can I cut in here.
Leslie : No you can't.
Kirk : But i'm the Captain.
Leslie : You snooze, you loose, back of the line.
Kirk grumbles as he walks to the end of the line.
- W -
* I think I won't try to post as many jokes for pictures as it's hard to come up with so much stuff after awhile *
Shatner: "And what part are you auditioning for?"
Red Shirt: "Scotty."
Shatner: "Let me hear your accent."
Red Shirt: "Ach! Faith and Bigora!"
Shatner: "Shit, that's Irish, you moron!"
Shatner: "How many of these morons do we have to go through?"
Nimoy: "Maybe if your standards weren't too high, we'd have already cast the new Kirk by now."
Shatner: "I can't help it. I'm perfect. That's where the bar is and that's what the new Kirk has to meet."
Nimoy (muttering): "This is the last fucking project I ever work with him on."
Shatner: "Pardon?"
Nimoy: "Nothing, nothing. I believe the next candidate is that guy from Boogie Nights."
Shatner: "Mark Wahlberg?"
Nimoy: "No, Phillip Seymour Hoffman."
Shatner: "Next!"
McCoy: "Hey Jim, beep me again."
Kirk: "Are you going to spend all of your shore leave listening to your new ringtone?"
Kirk: "Sperm donation? But, but..."
Redshirt: "The women? It's a common misconception. There aren't really as many women in Starfleet as people think."
Kirk: "But I slept with Yeoman Carey there."
Redshirt: "And did she say that she preferred anal?"
Kirk: "Yes... Oh my God!"
Spock: "Yeoman Carey, Lt Piccolo, Yeoman Aster, Ensign Wilson, Ensign Ishikawa, Admiral Komack... Admiral Komack?"
Kirk: "Academy initiation, but the others?"
Spock: "All men."
Kirk: "Dear God!"
Kirk: "Lieutenant, you get the odd feeling that there's something unusual about the new crew members?"
Lt. Xenomorph: "Nope, can't say that I do."
Kirk: I'd like to welcome all of you aboard the starship Enterprise. Here's hoping you'll enjoy a long death...I mean career. Career."
