TOS Caption Contest #51: Briefing Coda

[Outpost4]

Sunday night's bridge shift was always lightened by a new episode of The Simpsons.

 

[Gertch]

Mallory decides to stay and help the village ladies after Vaal's destruction.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Ensign Smiling 'Bonner' Bob: "Fuck you guys I resign there's a ton of pussy down here, and my hard on has not completed its Five year mission"

 

[Outpost4]

Gertch said:

Mallory decides to stay and help the village ladies after Vaal's destruction.

Winner.

 

[Mallory]

Gertch said:
Mallory decides to stay and help the village ladies after Vaal's destruction.

 

[T'Bonz]

*snicker!*

I'll never see that commercial again without thinking about you.

 

[Gertch]

Can we make that a canon ending to the show then please?



Picard is sent to check on the villagers progress...

 

[Hambone]

Everyone: "HA HA HA!"
Navigator, thinking: I don't get it...I'll laugh anyway, maybe they'll bring me back next week. (laughing) "HA HA HA!"
McCoy, in Foghorn Leghorn voice: "Joke's over, son."

 

[Shatmandu]

M´Sharak said:

Gertch said:

Spock: "Is that necessary Captain? It can happen to anyone."

The effect of the Bob in your av and the one on the viewscreen being slightly out of phase is oddly hypnotic. Creepy, but hypnotic.

One is the Mirror-Universe Bob.

He uses Enzite to make his dick bigger so he can hit people with it.

Joe, clubbed

 

[Shatmandu]

Show of hands: who would still have sex with the young ladies pictured above?

Kirk: "... and Spock was all, like, boo-hooing in the briefing room, counting out square roots or some shit ..."
McCoy: "Hah!"
Kirk: "... and crying 'bout his MOMMY!"
McCoy: "His MOMMY?!?"
Uhura: "Pansy!"

 

[Woulfe]

I'm running out of ideas for jokes ?

In this episode of Queer Eye for the Starfleet guy......

Kirk : That hair has to go....
Spock : And that outfit...
McCoy : Let's put him in a tight red-shirt....
Scotty : And give him a pony-tail...

After seeing the "Makeover" of Kahn the crew laughs themeselves into a coma or something.

- W -
* Blah, sometimes it's hard to come up with something funny for these things yannowhatImean ? *

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Says here he was a well-known pederast."
Kirk: "Yeah, I saw him with young Mr. Chekov earlier."

Kirk: "... and then Scotty bent her over and said, 'I'm about to change the laws of physics, lass!'"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (off-screen): "I am unfamiliar with that term, Captain. I shall immediately consult the library computer to find out what is a Dickfor."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk always fell for the whoopie-cushion-on-the-command-chair gag.

 

[Shatmandu]

Inspired by Outpost4:

Sulu doesn't notice the sharp tack on his chair, but laughs along with everyone else anyway.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Rumor has it a message board in another sector put the Burger King's mask over top of his face. Exposure to it for more than a few wee nanoseconds causes permanent brain damage."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK(off-screen):"'Nun says same as in town?'

I am afraid I do not get it."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "No, Doctor, I'm not familiar with Mike Hawk."
McCoy: "Chapel sure is."

 

[Gertch]

Outpost4 said:

Kirk always fell for the whoopie-cushion-on-the-command-chair gag.

Do you think Picard fell for Whoopies cushion as well?

 

[Shatmandu]

Ensign Bob's visit to the "Shore Leave" planet could only be viewed from the waist up.