TOS Caption Contest #50: A Question . . .

[Gertch]

Rat Boy said:


Kirk: "McCoy? What could he have done in the past to change the present?"

Spock: "Clearly he must have intervened at some point in the 1970s. Jim, the disco era must die."

Wow. Even keeping with the basic premise of the episode.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Records from that time period are fragmentary."
Kirk: "Yeah?"
Spock: "But according to ship's computers, it is customary when greeting a person from his era to sniff a line of a narcotic off of his erect penis."
Kirk: "I ... see."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I believe the correct term for what we are witnessing, Captain, is...'solid.' "

 

[Shatmandu]

With thanks to SirRhosis:

Guardian: "That smile won't last long . . ."

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk, saying aloud the words as he writes them: "Dear Admiral, I formally apologize for the behavior of Lieutenant Sulu at the Christmas Party in regards to your son. It won't happen again, as he is a flaming gay sex maniac. - Regards Kirk, Commanding Enterprise

<cut to>

Sulu: Bitch... Just wait till later in your quarters, i will break out the rubber hose and gerbils there buddy.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: (thinking)Whew, I Hope no one heard that.

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: <muttering low as he writes>

Sulu loves me...

He loves me not...

He loves me...

He loves me not...

<cut to>

Sulu <thinking> NOT you white honky biatch... I like Carl! He's my jiggy-low.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"The ship's computer recommends we take another hit off the bong and just mellow out, Captain..."