TOS Caption Contest #50: A Question . . .

[T'Bonz]

Who'd WANT to be president!?

 

[Shatmandu]

TBonz said:
**reads over some of the comments.**

Let's not get TOOOOOOOOO raunchy, guys. I winced when I read some of these. Remember, you DO have women in the forum.

More humor, less vulgar.

Kirk: "Note to Self: Use French while being vulgar from now on. 'Uhura a des fesses géantes,' for example."

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[tharpdevenport]

TBonz said:
Who'd WANT to be president!?

Who'd want to be in charge of TrekBBS?

 

[Noname Given]

TBonz said:
**reads over some of the comments.**

Let's not get TOOOOOOOOO raunchy, guys. I winced when I read some of these. Remember, you DO have women in the forum.

More humor, less vulgar.

^^^^
And women say they want equality and equal treatment.

 

[Rat Boy]

TBonz said:
**reads over some of the comments.**

Let's not get TOOOOOOOOO raunchy, guys. I winced when I read some of these. Remember, you DO have women in the forum.

More humor, less vulgar.

Kirk *thinking*: Okay, what if I compare the Guardian to a...no, that won't work. How about me using the Guardian to...no, still too raunchy. Man, this is hard.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Rat Boy said:

Spock: "Wait a minute. Dr. Jackson died but was resurrected? That's got to be the stupidest plot twist I've ever heard."


Edit: And do you know how freakin' long it took me to arrange all the Stargate glyphs properly? It makes Photoshopping in the Carl Spock wig look simple by comparison.

But it's genius! You should win.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Spock, what is it?"

Spock: "It is TBonz, the Guardian of Decency, Captain."

Guardian: "Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited decency ..."

Kirk: "Guardian, can you change the rate at which decency occurs?"

Guardian: "I cannot change."

Kirk: "Then I'd say we're going to be indecent for a looooong time...."

 

[Shatmandu]

TBonz said:
**reads over some of the comments.**

Let's not get TOOOOOOOOO raunchy, guys. I winced when I read some of these. Remember, you DO have women in the forum.

More humor, less vulgar.

All kidding aside, T'Bonz is right. There are a few captions in this thread that are not up to even our low, low standards. (I would have thought last week's pictures would be the troublemakers, but here we are.)

I know I'm a big purveyor of the cornhole jokes, but at least they're subtle cornhole jokes.

Not talking censorship at all, but take it easy. Make them kinder, gentler cornhole jokes.

Joe, poopy wee-wee gloryhole vagina

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy (off camera): "Do you know what you just did? I could have saved her. I could've prevented Lindsey Lohan from driving drunk again!"

Spock: "He knows, Doctor. He knows."

 

[cooleddie74]

"And you know the worst thing about all of this, Spock? We could have prevented Paris Hilton from even having been born."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dear Carol...

How's life with the research? That brat son of ours scoring any tail like his old man?"

 

[TiberiusK]

Kirk: Guardian, what would happen to the space-time continuum if I murdered Harlan Ellison with a plunger?

 

[cooleddie74]

"That reminds me, Spock.

We need to pick up some bearclaws and crullers at Station K-7 on the way back home."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Man, what a desolate place."
Spock: "Global warming."
Guardian: "Horseshit."

 

[Outpost4]

Shatmandu said:

TBonz said:
**reads over some of the comments.**

Let's not get TOOOOOOOOO raunchy, guys. I winced when I read some of these. Remember, you DO have women in the forum.

More humor, less vulgar.

All kidding aside, T'Bonz is right. There are a few captions in this thread that are not up to even our low, low standards. (I would have thought last week's pictures would be the troublemakers, but here we are.)

I know I'm a big purveyor of the cornhole jokes, but at least they're subtle cornhole jokes.

Not talking censorship at all, but take it easy. Make them kinder, gentler cornhole jokes.

Joe, poopy wee-wee gloryhole vagina

There goes half my repertoire.

Although yes, both TBonz and Shatmandu are correct.

 

[cooleddie74]

Even my lowbrow captions are normally gold.

Well...some of them.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Well I'll be damned. Dale Evans does scream 'Giddyup Roy.'"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Captain, asking this object to show you every shower Jennifer Aniston ever took as an adult is a misuse of resources."

Kirk, after a pause: "You're correct, Mr. Spock. Guardian, change it to Spock's mother."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Thank God it's shaved.

 

[Shatmandu]

Outpost4 said:

Kirk: Thank God it's shaved.

Ah, a thinking-man's giant vagina joke . . .

Joe, penised