TOS Caption Contest #48: Spock Grokking

[SciFi75]

Spock: You want me to play some Tupac? I don't believe there are any Vulcan composer's by that name.

 

[Ihlecreations]

OK so explain this to me again, You watched a 21st century television show about some guy named Bear, and then we have to beam down here with no more than a knife and find our way to civilization?

I....swallowed....the....mic....cover....again.....

 

[Bad Atom]

"Spock, we're finally alone... in the jungle... miles from civilization... no one will know."

"What do you mean, you don't know how to play "Stairway to Heaven"?

 

[NathanielM]

Shatmandu said:
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McCoy: "I'm a doctor not a rabbit, so you can't wipe with me.

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Uhura: "Come on Mr. Spock Let's Groove."


Spock: "Camma Camma Camma Chamelon!"

Uhura: "Uh that's now what I meant Mr. Spock..."


"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Uhura: "Thanks for dedicating "Super Freak" to me, but I still won't go out with you."

McCoy: "Told ya Super Freak wouldn't work. She doesn't know the classics.
This is sure fire. Chapel and Uhura will be beaming down here to skinny dip.
Take off your clothes and follow my lead."

 

[NathanielM]

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Spock: <singing> "I got yoooouuuuu under my skin...."

Uhura: "Uh Mr. Spock... Frank Sinatra songs won't get me to date you either..."


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Mc Coy: "I told you we should never have come to Mexico and ABSOLUTELY should not drink the water... BUT NOOOOO."

Spock: "You protests are illogical, and the water was safe, Doctor. I checked with my tricorder..."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

McCoy: Row....Row....Row your boat...........!
Spock: MMm....MMm....MMm MMMm MMmm...........!
McCoy: Got ya!.

Spock was amazed by Uhura's ability to burp sing any song.

 

[NathanielM]

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Mc Coy: I told you mine is bigger than yours

Spock: Now that is illogical doctor, comparing lengths of the human genitals when you know I am not human.

Mc Coygrumbles incoherently)

 

[NathanielM]

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Spock: <singing> Eboonnny and Ivvorry, together and perfect Harmony... What can I say...

Uhura:<imitating Doctor Mc Coy's Voice> Uh... Stevie Wonder? ARe you out of your Vulcan Mind?

 

[terranova]

McCoy: Theres an old phrase on Earth, "do Vulcans shit in the woods?", I guess you just answered it.

Uhura: If you play Freebird one more time, I'll stick that harp where Antares doesn't shine, sir.

 

[NathanielM]

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McCoy: Damn it Spock, quit goosing my ass.



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Uhura: If you play the Jefferson's Theme one more time Mr. Spock I am gonna kick you so hard that seven years from now your balls will throttle out of yer throat.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Well how was I to know what Poison Oak looked like on this planet?"

Spock: "Miss Uhura, the proper colloquial chant during the chorus is 'Get Laid! Get Fucked!' and that is what I require you to sing."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "I'll go get their clothes, you get the camera and wait for them to come out of the lake."

Spock: "I do not see why you are complaining, Miss Uhura. Any Vulcan singer of worth can hit a Z sharp without much effort."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy: "You just ripped one didn't you? Must be all that cabbadge you eat"

Uhura: Mr, Spock! Quit looking down my top!

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I'll bet you thirty Quatloos Jim prematurely ejaculates when the native girl takes off her shell bra."

Spock: "Double or nothing if he blames her and punches her afterward?"

Uhura: "Two heads?!?"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy - Stalking the wild vegan, Spock?

 

[Cyrus]

McCoy: "Spock, did you just fart?"

Spock: "Vulcans do not fart Doctor"

Uhura: "Mr Spock, did you just fart?"

Spock: "Vulcans do not fart Lieutenant"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I gave Chekov's blond yeoman there a 'freelance colonoscopy' the other day."
Spock: "Indeed."

Spock: "I consulted ship's memory banks: your singing most closely resembles the sounds twentieth century housecats made while having intercourse."

McCoy: "If you had a steak every now and then, you wouldn't fart so much, ya bean-eatin' cocksucker."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: But Lieutenant, you wouldn't question a human male stroking his penis.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, singing: "Your breasts are big, your ass is cute. When we get to the fisting, I'll do a Vulcan salute . . . Vulcan salute . . . a Vulllllcan saluuuuuute . . ."

Uhura: "GASP!"