TOS Caption Contest #47: Extras! Extras!

[tharpdevenport]

And suddenly ... something catches Sulu's attention...

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "Carl's not here, man."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "You do realize he's not a natural blond."

Sulu: "Don't care."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Yeoman's Ass: FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Never stick your face out a window at warp.

 

[Shatmandu]

Yeoman Sho'landrah's skin bleaching went a little too far.

 

[Drob]

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[Rat Boy]

DrBob said:

Yeoman Marx!

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Did her."

LESLIE:"Did her."

SULU:"Wore her panties."

 

[cooleddie74]

CREWMAN IN LOUNGE:"Shame young Charlie wasn't around two or three hundred years ago when those Lindsay Lohan and Cindy Sheehan assholes were running around, huh?"

 

[battrekker]

Chekov: "Do you think the curtain matches the drapes?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Picture if you will: A young nurse who's seen too many red shirt deaths and wishes she would see no more.
But her last wish was made in the crossing into of The Twilight Zone..."

 

[Adagio]

Announcer: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Leslie: Ewww...
Sulu: My...God!
Chekov: I'm going to hurl...

 

[NathanielM]

Adagio said:
[image]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/SirRhosisrules.jpg[/image]

Leslie: Hey is she stoned?

Sulu: Look at her eyes, Pass it here babe.

Chekov: Marijuna was inwented in Vussia by grandmother in Leningrad.

Yeoman: Call Carl Baby, and give me a Joint maaan...

 

[Adagio]

NathanielM said:

Adagio said:

Leslie: Hey is she stoned?

Sulu: Look at her eyes, Pass it here babe.

Chekov: Marijuna was inwented in Vussia by grandmother in Leningrad.

Yeoman: Call Carl Baby, and give me a Joint maaan...

 

[NathanielM]

Rat Boy said:
[image]http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/76/suluhardawayqp0.png[/image]

ok i give who is this picture here. (is that the KOBE-STER!?)

Leslie: Duuude its KOBE! I always knew he was a crossdresser.

Sulu: Man throw him a Basketball I wanna see what's under that skirt!

Checkov: OH PLEASE NO!!!!!

Kobe: 2 points and a slam dunk in the basket captain.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

NathanielM said:

Rat Boy said:

ok i give who is this picture here. (is that the KOBE-STER!?)

Leslie: Duuude its KOBE! I always knew he was a crossdresser.

Sulu: Man throw him a Basketball I wanna see what's under that skirt!

Checkov: OH PLEASE NO!!!!!

Kobe: 2 points and a slam dunk in the basket captain.

 

[NathanielM]

Outpost4 said:
[image]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/PanamaRedAlert.jpg[/image]

From doorway: Kirk's voice: Hey spock, Pull my finger... RRRRRRRT!

Spock's Voice: Illogical, Mine are better than that...
PTHHRPHRHPPHTPHTPHTP!

Mc Coy's Voice: Spock, Jim, I got you both Beat. TPHTHTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHP!

Sulu's voice from doorway. Hey wasn't that bourben and beans again?

Checkov's Voice from Doorway: "Oh no twhat was my wodka last night.

Girl: Oh my god they are playing the pull my finger game again!

Man: Damn officers... and they won't turn on the fan!




[image]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/zzzchekslap.jpg[/image]

i told you to never EVER EVER EVER steal a cookie from my plate on the bridge ensign Chekov!

 

[NathanielM]

Shatmandu said:
Inspired by Cooleddie:

[image]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/theperfectwoman.jpg[/image]

When you know performing lesbian 69 to a female horta was BAD for your health!

 

[Redfern]

Tharpdevenport said:

"Picture if you will: A young nurse who's seen too many red shirt deaths and wishes she would see no more.
But her last wish was made in the crossing into of The Twilight Zone..."

Very clever! I can easily see this shot being part of a TZ narrative as you described!

Sincerely,

Bill