TOS Caption Contest #47: Extras! Extras!

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Jul 14, 2007.

  1. cooleddie74

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    CHEKOV:"Should ve tell her somebody put a F*CK ME sign on her back?"
     
  2. BriGuy

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    Shit. They just called me for a landing party. I knew I shouldn't have worn red today.


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    Sulu: What? You gonna cry now? You should've thought of that before you tried to ask Chekov out. The little Ruskie is my bitch!
     
  3. The Cutest of Borg

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    Once again, the Yeoman was the nameless, faceless victim of Kirk and McCoy's torture porn fantasies...
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    The poor yeoman had taken one too many facials from the Acidic Goo Crewman of Dissolvus III.
     
  5. Shatmandu

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    After seven years, Spock's ejaculate was particularly acidic.
     
  6. cooleddie74

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    CREWMAN IN LOUNGE:"Well, maybe it was extreme punishment...but you'll thank me when you don't hear her yapper flapping at 100,000 k.p.h. during tomorrow morning's duty shift."
     
  7. Woulfe

    Woulfe Commodore Commodore

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    Extra ! Extra ! Read all about it .....

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    Red Shirt Female thinking : Why do I get the feeling that everyone is staring at me behind my back.....

    Guys all thinking the same thing : Wonder if I should tell her about the "Phaser Me" sign on her back ?
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    Yet Another Faceless Extra Bites The Dust On Star Trek !
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    YAFEBTDOST....

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    * Smirking *
     
  8. Rat Boy

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    In case her audition with Diamond Jim and Carl didn't go well, Leroy, Whiskey Lips, and Al Gorn hoped to at least get sloppy seconds.
     
  9. Gil T.Azell

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    Red Dress Yomen:(thinking) Fuck, I wonder if they know this is the captains Blonde wig I using to cover my baldness.
    or
    Sulu to Chekov; "Looks like you not getting any tonight Pavel, look at that string hanging down there"
    Chekov: "Oh vell, at least she doesn't spit".
     
  10. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    "I just washed my face, and I can't do a thing with it!"
     
  11. Gertch

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    She was never asked to join conversations since she always had that blank look on her face.
     
  12. Shatmandu

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    Sign on her back: "I Like It In The Hanger Deck."
     
  13. Shatmandu

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    From her Crotch: "Not every species has its face in the same place as humans, you know."
     
  14. Dohlman

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    Yeoman (Metron): I know it hasn't been 10,000 years, but I wanted to study the population. My observations are that human males will copulate with anything, children and sheep included. I'll write a full report when I get back. Over and out.
     
  15. cooleddie74

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    "Why does she have an arrow pointing down and the words 'FUN HOLE' on the back of her tunic?"
     
  16. cooleddie74

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    Ensign Existential was always an enigma to the rest of her befuddled crewmates.
     
  17. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    YEOMAN: "I hope they noticed the F*CK ME sign on my back."
     
  18. battrekker

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    Sulu: "Darling, that's one sign I sure won't pay attention to, right, Pavel? Pavel!!!"
     
  19. SciFi75

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    Ensign Redshirt: Yup, I'd do her.

    Chekov: Yup, I'd do her.

    Sulu: That hairdo is sooo last year and that makeup...jeez...did you use a paintbrush to put it on, girlfriend?
     
  20. SciFi75

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