TOS Caption Contest #47: Extras! Extras!

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Should ve tell her somebody put a F*CK ME sign on her back?"

 

[BriGuy]

Shit. They just called me for a landing party. I knew I shouldn't have worn red today.

Sulu: What? You gonna cry now? You should've thought of that before you tried to ask Chekov out. The little Ruskie is my bitch!

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Once again, the Yeoman was the nameless, faceless victim of Kirk and McCoy's torture porn fantasies...

 

[cooleddie74]

The poor yeoman had taken one too many facials from the Acidic Goo Crewman of Dissolvus III.

 

[Shatmandu]

Inspired by Cooleddie:

After seven years, Spock's ejaculate was particularly acidic.

 

[cooleddie74]

CREWMAN IN LOUNGE:"Well, maybe it was extreme punishment...but you'll thank me when you don't hear her yapper flapping at 100,000 k.p.h. during tomorrow morning's duty shift."

 

[Woulfe]

Extra ! Extra ! Read all about it .....

Red Shirt Female thinking : Why do I get the feeling that everyone is staring at me behind my back.....

Guys all thinking the same thing : Wonder if I should tell her about the "Phaser Me" sign on her back ?

Yet Another Faceless Extra Bites The Dust On Star Trek !
- AKA -
YAFEBTDOST....

- W -
* Smirking *

 

[Rat Boy]

In case her audition with Diamond Jim and Carl didn't go well, Leroy, Whiskey Lips, and Al Gorn hoped to at least get sloppy seconds.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Red Dress Yomenthinking) Fuck, I wonder if they know this is the captains Blonde wig I using to cover my baldness.
or
Sulu to Chekov; "Looks like you not getting any tonight Pavel, look at that string hanging down there"
Chekov: "Oh vell, at least she doesn't spit".

 

[M'Sharak]

"I just washed my face, and I can't do a thing with it!"

 

[Gertch]

She was never asked to join conversations since she always had that blank look on her face.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sign on her back: "I Like It In The Hanger Deck."

 

[Shatmandu]

From her Crotch: "Not every species has its face in the same place as humans, you know."

 

[Dohlman]

Yeoman (Metron): I know it hasn't been 10,000 years, but I wanted to study the population. My observations are that human males will copulate with anything, children and sheep included. I'll write a full report when I get back. Over and out.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Why does she have an arrow pointing down and the words 'FUN HOLE' on the back of her tunic?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Ensign Existential was always an enigma to the rest of her befuddled crewmates.

 

[Nerys Myk]

cooleddie74 said:

CHEKOV:"Should ve tell her somebody put a F*CK ME sign on her back?"

or

YEOMAN: "I hope they noticed the F*CK ME sign on my back."

 

[battrekker]

Nerys Myk said:

YEOMAN: "I hope they noticed the F*CK ME sign on my back."

Sulu: "Darling, that's one sign I sure won't pay attention to, right, Pavel? Pavel!!!"

 

[SciFi75]

Ensign Redshirt: Yup, I'd do her.

Chekov: Yup, I'd do her.

Sulu: That hairdo is sooo last year and that makeup...jeez...did you use a paintbrush to put it on, girlfriend?

 

[SciFi75]

McCoy: Look at the bright side. With a magic marker, every day can be a happy day.