TOS Caption Contest #47: Extras! Extras!

[Rat Boy]

Charlie: "No laughing! Or looking. Or smelling. Or...staring. Or snorting crack. Or giving...ah, hell, might as well just kill you."

 

[Maurice]

Chekov's play for the Android Yeoman was foiled by Sulu, who held the remote control.

 

[Ihlecreations]

If she had known that a night in Spock's quarters would bring such ridicule she would have never done it. The staring didn't bother her but the nickname "Carl's Bad Cavern" hurt everytime.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov, hissing under breath: "Vulcan-lover!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu, listening to his podcast of Scotty's in-toilet microphone, realizes everyone else is looking at Yeoman Bigsnatch.

Noon was nearing, along with the humiliating jumping jacks the Captain forced the women to do.

 

[Shatmandu]

The perfect woman was genetically engineered early in 2264.

 

[Outpost4]

There once was a yeoman from the Farragut
Whose private parts were quite the hairy lot
Her time serving on the Enterprise
Was looked forward to by all the guys
'Cept Sulu, who thought she had a scary twat.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Shatmandu said:

The perfect woman was genetically engineered early in 2264.

Yeah, I noted the filename in your photobucket account

 

[Shatmandu]

The Squire of Gothos said:

Shatmandu said:

The perfect woman was genetically engineered early in 2264.

Yeah, I noted the filename in your photobucket account

Too mean and nasty to pass up.

Joe, married for a century

 

[Outpost4]

Your wife must be a saint...or a deaf mute.

 

[Shatmandu]

Outpost4 said:
Your wife must be a saint...or a deaf mute.

She's blind, deaf, and has no feeling in her hands.

For us, it was love at first nudge.

Joe, going to Hell

 

[Shatmandu]

It was several hours before someone told Yeoman Bigsnatch about Uhura's thong static-clinged to her back.

 

[Rat Boy]

Tiffany couldn't shake the strange sensation that she had transferred to the wrong ship...

Leroy Chekov: "Now that's a voman!"

Whiskey Lips Sulu: "Meh, I've seen better."

Gorn: "Woman! Woman! Woman!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Woman: "I still think you're gay, Charlie."

 

[Shatmandu]

Gorn: "Dibs on the flies in her hair!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPACEWORLD.

This time, the amusement park of your dreams is in a place of your nightmares.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Better be careful, Pavel. It's 1300 hours. She usually farts like an old Earth machine gun after her regular Wednesday beef and bean burrito lunch."

 

[Hambone]

Shatmandu said:

The perfect woman was genetically engineered early in 2264.

If she were perfect she'd have a mouth but no teeth, a flat head to rest your beer on, and at midnight she turns into a large pepperoni pizza.

 

[cooleddie74]

^
And occasionally remembers to wash your bad underwear.

 

[Rat Boy]

It was only then that she realized why she was feeling a draft.