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TOS Caption Contest #47: Extras! Extras!

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Nothing was the same after Yeoman Daisy complained that the bridge crew was calling her "Sugar Tits."
 
Please look at the Next Generation Forums too.. the captioning. :) i added one there too.. It is appreciated.

:)

Nathaniel
 
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Leslie: Hey, the back of her skirt is tucked into her panties!

Sulu: Ewww,, girl-butt! Gross!

Chekov: Vhat I vouldn't giff to board that wessel...

Girl: Is it drafty in here?
 
NathanielM said:
Please look at the Next Generation Forums too.. the captioning. :) i added one there too.. It is appreciated.

:)

Nathaniel
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I'm more than glad to help you here. I'll leave the TNG one alone and let somebody else there re-post it for you if they want to. I'll tell you in a PM why. :)
 
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Leslie: Oh damn the captain is going to spank her bare ass here on the bridge for wearing that thong after being told not too.

Sulu: Look its a pink thong... What I wouldn't give to have that on right now.

Chekov: Vhat I vouldn't giff to vark my shuttlecrack in her hanger right now....

Girl: Oh please... Please... Please... Spank me with that paddle Captain, i am such a naughty girl... :)




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NathanielM said:
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Leslie: Oh damn the captain is going to spank her bare ass here on the bridge for wearing that thong after being told not too.

Sulu: Look its a pink thong... What I wouldn't give to have that on right now.

Chekov: Vhat I vouldn't giff to vark my shuttlecrack in her hanger right now....

Girl: Oh please... Please... Please... Spank me with that paddle Captain, i am such a naughty girl... :)
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Sulu, drunk: "Man, I hope Scotty's home . . ."




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Sulu, thinking: "Her hairstyle reminds me of a guy I met in a public restroom on Antares IV."
 
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CHEKOV:"Ten credits says de keptin will tap dat ass before we reach Starbase Ten."

SULU:"TWENTY says you will before she leaves the bridge!"
 
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...and yet another tragic 23rd century sandblaster accident that could have been avoided.
 
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While Mr. Spock continued to lecture the yeoman on the intricacies of modern quantum theory, Sulu and Chekov cautiously prepared to get a picture up her skirt with Sulu's cellphone camera.
 
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Woman: Shit. With parts like this I'll never get my Screen Actors Guild card!

-or-

Woman: "Mmph mmph mmph mmph" (translation: "Fuck you, Fred Phillips!")
 
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Spock (off screen): Yeoman - you were tasked with ensuring the crews uniforms were soft, comfortable and wrinkle-free. Why has this not happened?

Yeoman: Sorry sir, the ship's fabric softener was lost over-board in a freak accident.

Spock: My sensor logs show it was you who dumped it over-board.

Yeoman: It must have been Lenore Karidian impersonating me.
 
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Sulu quickly browsed the web on his iPhone to see if Chekov was right about the new yeoman being Miss January, 2265.
 
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