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TOS Caption Contest #44: Miri Me

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Kirk: "blah blah... so after I found the diamonds and the bamboo, it all made sense... blah blah"

Captain's story time on the bridge, Uhuru didn't notice the other bridge officers leaving until too late.
 
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That ugly little red-headed shit sneaks into McCoy's makeshift lab and does a quick "bonk-bonk" on his nuts.



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Kirk: ". . . and then the blind guy walks into the seafood section and says, 'Hellooooo, ladies!' Get it?"
 
Shatmandu said:

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Kirk: ". . . and then the blind guy walks into the seafood section and says, 'Hellooooo, ladies!' Get it?"

:guffaw:

LOL. Is there a rule that says that the caption contest holder 'cant' enter the contest. :lol:
 
Classic Fan said:
:guffaw:

LOL. Is there a rule that says that the caption contest holder 'cant' enter the contest. :lol:

It's my own rule, but I've broken it in the past. Under duress. :lol:

I think I do these just as an excuse so myself and others can make rude comments and bad jokes, freely, and that's reward enough.

Joe, who likes the look on Uhura's face when coupled with that caption
 
Shatmandu said:Joe, who likes the look on Uhura's face when coupled with that caption

I've started trying to spot "those" moments in TOS episodes :p

Either catching the past competition entries or seeing if any will do for the future ;)
 
Shatmandu said:
Classic Fan said:
:guffaw:

LOL. Is there a rule that says that the caption contest holder 'cant' enter the contest. :lol:

It's my own rule, but I've broken it in the past. Under duress. :lol:
If Joe didn't post, the humor factor of this caption contest would drop in half.
 
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"When you call the order in, Uhura, make sure to tell them we DON'T want any pea pods this time. The last ones plugged up the toilet for days."
 
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Lieutenant, hail the children. Tell them I'm about to give them a "bonk bonk" on the head with a couple photon torpedoes.
 
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Uhura: "Commodore Wesley called, he found out about you and Miri, and called you a big fat paedo"

Kirk: "Better a paedo than a dunsel. WTF is a dunsel anyway?"
 
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