TOS Caption Contest #44: Miri Me

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Very hard to judge just three winners this week, there were so many funny entries. But, like a hick with a stick and a lazy eye, I whittled it down to Outpost4's fifth win with . . .

Outpost4 said:

Spock: Merry Christmas, Christine.

. . . and Tim M's first win with . . .

Tim M said:

. . . and also Gertch's fifth win with . . .

Gertch said:

"So then I told him - that's not my hand and I'm not really a doctor."

. . . and DrBob's forth win (and third in a row!) with . . .

DrBob said:

While shooting, Shatner got a bit too frisky with Nichelle and the first interracial knee in the balls was captured on film.

Very funny, all. Like I said, it was very hard to judge. There were many, many worthy entries. If I had had time, I was going to put the gesturing Spock onto the "Sgt. Pepper" cover, next to the round bass drum.

This week's tidbits are:

Get freaky.

Joe, deaky

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdavenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdavenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x!) and Classic Fan, Outpost4 (5x!) and Tim M and Gertch (5x!) and DrBob (4x!!)!

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Fuckin' Plomeek soup!"

Uhura: "It's Citibank again, Sir."
Kirk: "Aw, fuck. Tell them I don't live here anymore."

 

[Ssosmcin]

McCoy: "Suluuuuuu!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (off camera): "Let me guess, you tried getting fresh with Uhura, too."

Kirk: "Seriously, do you known how long it took Bones to fish my testicles out of my intestinal track? I should sue you or something."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Falling asleep at your desk can be hazardous, especially when you use a paper spike to reduce clutter.

Kirk: "No Lieutenant, I have no idea why Spock would break into your quarters and steal your spare wig."

 

[A beaker full of death]

FUCK!! It really was a beaker full of death!!

 

[Ssosmcin]

McCoy's Ass: "Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Chapel, under table: "I'm a doctor now, right?"

Kirk: "Take a message: Attention all crew. Anyone pronouncing the word 'pimp' as 'pee-yomp' will be put on report. That is all. Got it?"
Uhura: "Yes, sir. <then, under breath> Fuckin' cracker bitch . . ."

 

[Shatmandu]

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[scottydog]

Kirk: So he said, that's not my hand and I'm not really a doctor. The bastard.
Uhura: What did you do to him, sir?
Kirk: Turn on your sickbay monitor, lieutenant....

McCoy: NO MORE RE-RUNS OF TJ HOOKER! I'M SORRY, JIM, I'M SORRY!!

 

[cooleddie74]

The good Doctor's drug-induced freakout ended with a particularly horrifying attempt to impregnate a piece of wood office furniture.

KIRK:"Can you PLEASE shut off the bridge Muzak, Lieutenant? If I hear the instrumental version of 'MacArthur Park' one more time I'm gonna leave YOU out in the rain, and they'll never find YOUR whereabouts...a-GAIIIIN...oh, NO!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Ooh, a weiner. Thanks, Shatmandu. Maybe some day I'll be as funny as DrBob.

Everything was OK until McCoy was bitten by a radioactive spider.

 

[Gertch]

I can't believe I was picked! So many great entries.

"I thought it would be funny if I replaced McCoy's antibacterial spray with lemon juice. Then I remembered we use computers and not paper."

 

[Tim]

Shatmandu said:
. . . and Tim M's first win with . . .

Thanks!

KIRK: So, um, Lieutenant, about that test...was it one blue line or two?

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: Damn! Now that's what I call MOONSHINE!

 

[terranova]

It was finally time for McCoy to get his prostae examined.

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk: "Ever try it side-saddle?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Raise a personal shield, Lieutenant, while I aim this one at Mr. Scott.

 

[Outpost4]

Dr. McCoy and Mr. Hyde

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: Look sweetie, I was right about the gold uniform and I'm right about this. Ditch the wigs and go natural. Come to my quarters tonight and I will make you look FABULOUS!