Uhura: "....and then the part where Michaelangelo did that killer karate neck chop on Shredder while he had that pizza slice in his other hand was so awesome!"
The Cartoon Network is added on the Enterprise.
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Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #310: Communications Specialist
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Uhura: "....and then the part where Michaelangelo did that killer karate neck chop on Shredder while he had that pizza slice in his other hand was so awesome!"
The Cartoon Network is added on the Enterprise.
(My wife's entry)
Uhura, secretly using her homemade crocheting tool, prepares to begin another batch of ugly tribble fur sweaters for next Christmas.
(My wife's entry)
Uhura: "Oh my god, Captain, Janice and I were trading tribbles and Charlie thought we were talking about 'tribbing' and now he wants us both !!!"
Kirk: "Compared to my conversations with a bearded Spock, this is much more interesting and revealing."
Uhura: " A beard, you say. Hmmm...."
Uhura: "Who did it, anyway?"
Spock: "Khan."
Uhura: "Oh....no wonder he gets so mad."
"Looks like rain. Nobody brought an umbrella? I'll cover you!"
"Mister Spock, did the captain just cut one?"
"Cut one what?"
Every day at 4:30, when Captain Kirk gets home, he turns on PBS to watch the latest installment of "Ms. Uhura's Neighborhood". This week has a very special guest star, Mister Rogers, as he makes coffee with Mrs. Olson!
Uhura: "Uh....Captain....it looks like Apollo is back."
Kirk: "I wonder what he wants? I hadn't expected that pilgrim of eternity to be back for a while yet."
Spock: "How absurd, everyone knows I like my women tall and slim."
Leader: "It is Thor, the god of thunder."
Uhura: "Captain. He looks just like that picture of your father."
After a sudden wardrobe malfunction, Uhura was embarrassed that everyone found out that both of her breasts were covered in fur.
Spock: "Hardly the only one, why just yesterday Captain Kirk spent the entire shift with no pants."
Kirk: "Kirk to Bridge."
Uhura: "Uhura here."
Kirk: "I need to talk to Uhura."
Uhura: "I'm Uhura."
Kirk: "The other Uhura."
Uhura: "Accord to most of the fans, I am the "other" Uhura."
Kirk: "Just put the Lieutenant on."
Uhura: "You don't think I'm a Lieutenant?"
Kirk: "Your clothing doesn't have any rank insignia."
Uhura: "Look, you want to come up here?"
Kirk (looking at the camera): "Really?"
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Spock (lip quivering): But you...you...sang a song about me. ( runs away crying)
Uhura (to herself): "I love the talk dark and handsome type. Though in twenty-five years I'll go for the old fat and gray look, unexpectedly."
Lt. Uhura: "You get a Shuttlecraft...and YOU get a Shuttlecraft...EVERYBODY GETS A SHUTTLECRAFT!..."
Uhura: "How do you butt-dial a red alert?!"
Kirk: "Just cancel it already, will you?"
Uhura: Mr Spock, why is no one moving? ... Hey, Mr. Spock! ... Mr. Spock? ... Damn it, I knew drinking that Scalosian coffee was as bad idea!
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Uhura: Captain? I can't see you.
Kirk: I know, I can't see you either. My monitor swivel mount is stuck again.
Uhura: "Don't touch that, sir, the glue hasn't dried yet."
Spock: "Too late."
Or:
Spock: "Lieutenant, please search the database for the chemical formula of Bulldog Cement Remover Number 3..."
Director: CUT! ... Nichelle said it was time she be in the limelight, not the black-light.
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