Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #304: The Caption Trap

[NTRPRZ]

Change the channel, Bones. We've seen this one.

 

[NTRPRZ]

Kirk: "Oh great. The wing commander says we're being deployed again."
Sulu: "Where this time? Afghanistan? Qatar?"
Kirk: "No. Alpha Centauri"
(All of you Air Force types -- like me -- will know what I mean here)

 

[Smellincoffee]

Thanks for the win!

Spock: Not now, Madeline. I mean, Nyota.

McCoy: 'Instant Redshirts. Just Add Water.' Now that's handy.

Spock: Fascinating. In this version of Earth, you are a used car salesman and I write erotic poetry.
Kirk: You mean 'previously owned', Spock.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Okay, but I'd better not find this on eBay.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: When do we get this monitor fixed? I'm tired of climbing under the table to give reports!

 

[LeadHead]

Hello all, sorry for this one dragging on a long time. I'm aiming to have a new contest up here and in the Movies I-X forum sometime in the next week.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!