TOS Caption Contest #298: The Caption in the Dark

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Aug 19, 2015.

  1. Hutchy01

    Hutchy01 Captain Captain

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  2. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Worf in the 23rd Century Premium Member

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    GIOTTO: No sir, I don't think they're here for a baseballl game.
     
  3. Mr. Laser Beam

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  4. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "This may be a dumb question but why does the reactor room have a Denebian doggie door?"

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    Spock: "I must call the miners statement into question; clearly they are not as competent as we were lead to believe."

    McCoy: "Oh come on, Spock, just because not everyone has that mathematically perfect brain of yours doesn't mean..."

    Spock: "Doctor, that flow chart is upside down and the captain is presently consuming one of their urine samples."

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    Kirk: "...and Scotty says we'll have the water out of the man cave in a few hours. Hopefully we can save it before the next season of The Bachelor starts."

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    Giotto: "Wait, was that about a promotion and a name change?"

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    McCoy: "Jim, when they called this quick drying cement, they weren't kidding."

    Kirk: "Why?"

    McCoy: "Because I can't move my hands and I'm losing feeling in my fingers."
     
  5. Mr. Laser Beam

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  6. Gil T.Azell

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    Kirk: "Someone had the Klingon Chili I see"

    Spock: " Obviously"

    McCoy: "Sorry Jim there's nothing left of them"
     
  7. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Worf in the 23rd Century Premium Member

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    KIRK: I don't think that redshirt is coming back.

    SPOCK: Shall I have the ship beam down a new one?
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Worf in the 23rd Century Premium Member

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    SCOTTY: Do ye not know a....

    KIRK: Who the hell is that?

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    KIRK: I think getting him out might be the least of our problems.
     
  9. tharpdevenport

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    McCoy: "Jim, he's touching my special area."

    Kirk: "I noticed. Kirk to Enterprise: patch in the song 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers, through the comm. Oh, I hope you don't mind -- I invited a guest."


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    McCoy: "I need an adult!"
     
  10. Rat Boy

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    Spock: "It has begun. The return of the ancient Photoshops as foretold in the Kir'shara."

    Kirk: "Not now, Madeline!"

    McCoy: "Huh?"

    Kirk: "I was just thinking ahead."
     
  11. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Worf in the 23rd Century Premium Member

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    KIRK: What did they say the eggs looked like, again?

    MCCOY: Round and sort of brown-grey. Why?
     
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  13. Hutchy01

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    Captain you must stroke the rock for it to release coffee!
     
  14. Triskelion

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    They shoulda called it Explosive Diarrhea Smacks!
     
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  15. Maurice

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    CARL SPOCK: Detachable penis, Jim? Grooooooovy.
     
  16. Hutchy01

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    Bones (too often!): No ... just one too many Space STDs!
     
  17. Ithekro

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    Kirk: Starfleet issue. Didn't you read the manual?
     
  18. JesterFace

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    McCoy: Okay Jim, I'm lubed up, ready for your examination, if you'll just bend over...
    Kirk: Phew, fortunately you didn't mention anything about lowering my pants!
    McCoy: I thought that was a given...
     
  19. CorporalCaptain

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    LeadHead, thanks for the "Request DENIED" Award! :)

    Spock: Captain, I recommend sending a security guard in first.

    Kirk: Good thinking.
     
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  20. Triskelion

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    Spock:
    Double dumbass on you.
    Bones:
    Triple dumbass on you.
    Spock: Dumbass cubed on you.
    Bones:
    Dumbass to the power of ten on you.
    Spock: Quadruple-bypass dumbass on you.
    Bones:
    DOA dumbass on you.
    Spock: Uhura's nipples dumbass on you.
    Bones:
    Mudd's nipple ring dumbass on you.
    Spock: Infinity to the power of infinity dumbass on you.
    Bones:
    Infinity to the power of infinity plus one horta turd dumbass on you.
    Spock: infinity to the power of infinity plus one mugato turd dumbass on you.
    Bones: Infinity to the power of infinity plus infinite horta and mugato turds dumbass on you.
    Kirk: Captain's log, supplemental: Just kill I. Kill I now.