Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Aug 19, 2015.
The guards die!
GIOTTO: No sir, I don't think they're here for a baseballl game.
McCoy: We're out of toilet paper.
Kirk: "This may be a dumb question but why does the reactor room have a Denebian doggie door?"
Spock: "I must call the miners statement into question; clearly they are not as competent as we were lead to believe."
McCoy: "Oh come on, Spock, just because not everyone has that mathematically perfect brain of yours doesn't mean..."
Spock: "Doctor, that flow chart is upside down and the captain is presently consuming one of their urine samples."
Kirk: "...and Scotty says we'll have the water out of the man cave in a few hours. Hopefully we can save it before the next season of The Bachelor starts."
Giotto: "Wait, was that about a promotion and a name change?"
McCoy: "Jim, when they called this quick drying cement, they weren't kidding."
McCoy: "Because I can't move my hands and I'm losing feeling in my fingers."
Giotto: Who's frying baloney?
Kirk: "Someone had the Klingon Chili I see"
Spock: " Obviously"
McCoy: "Sorry Jim there's nothing left of them"
KIRK: I don't think that redshirt is coming back.
SPOCK: Shall I have the ship beam down a new one?
SCOTTY: Do ye not know a....
KIRK: Who the hell is that?
KIRK: I think getting him out might be the least of our problems.
McCoy: "Jim, he's touching my special area."
Kirk: "I noticed. Kirk to Enterprise: patch in the song 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers, through the comm. Oh, I hope you don't mind -- I invited a guest."
McCoy: "I need an adult!"
Spock: "It has begun. The return of the ancient Photoshops as foretold in the Kir'shara."
Kirk: "Not now, Madeline!"
Kirk: "I was just thinking ahead."
KIRK: What did they say the eggs looked like, again?
MCCOY: Round and sort of brown-grey. Why?
Captain you must stroke the rock for it to release coffee!
They shoulda called it Explosive Diarrhea Smacks!
CARL SPOCK: Detachable penis, Jim? Grooooooovy.
Bones (too often!): No ... just one too many Space STDs!
Kirk: Starfleet issue. Didn't you read the manual?
McCoy: Okay Jim, I'm lubed up, ready for your examination, if you'll just bend over...
Kirk: Phew, fortunately you didn't mention anything about lowering my pants!
McCoy: I thought that was a given...
LeadHead, thanks for the "Request DENIED" Award!
Spock: Captain, I recommend sending a security guard in first.
Kirk: Good thinking.
Spock: Double dumbass on you.
Bones: Triple dumbass on you.
Spock: Dumbass cubed on you.
Bones: Dumbass to the power of ten on you.
Spock: Quadruple-bypass dumbass on you.
Bones: DOA dumbass on you.
Spock: Uhura's nipples dumbass on you.
Bones: Mudd's nipple ring dumbass on you.
Spock: Infinity to the power of infinity dumbass on you.
Bones: Infinity to the power of infinity plus one horta turd dumbass on you.
Spock: infinity to the power of infinity plus one mugato turd dumbass on you.
Bones: Infinity to the power of infinity plus infinite horta and mugato turds dumbass on you.
Kirk: Captain's log, supplemental: Just kill I. Kill I now.
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