TOS Caption Contest #296: Captain's Yeoman

[T'Girl]

Rand: "Is it time for the extremely inappropriate rape scene yet?"

Kirk: "Why, is McCoy here to protect you?"

Rand: "No, he just wants to watch."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: We found the bathroom, somebody tell the fanboys.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Excellent. Now we just need T'Pol and Kira on vocals."

Riker: "What about Chakotay?"

Spock: "What about him?"

 

[Armored Saint]

CARL SPOCK: Purple haze, all in my brain
Lately things they don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
Excuse me while I kiss the sky

 

[LeadHead]

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