T'Pring: He said Vulcan was as hot as a microwave oven! Does he not see our tin foil suits?
TOS Caption Contest #286: Amok Caption
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T'Pring: He said Vulcan was as hot as a microwave oven! Does he not see our tin foil suits?
TFTW, LeadHead!
Kirk: Spock, did you alter course for Vulcan again?
Spock: Yes, captain.
Kirk: Dammit, Spock, you know that with our Frequent Flyer restrictions, the trip is only free if we go to Altair!
Kirk: See? *This* is what a human one looks like!
Chapel: What is this statue beside me supposed to represent, anyway?
Spock: That? That's just a common Vulcan house cat.
Chapel: *That's* a house cat?!
Spock: Um, have you seen our teddy bears?
Kirk: Seriously, Bones, I can't tell these guys apart from Romulans. Someone should, I don't know, glue something distinctive to the Romulan foreheads or something.
Martel: *THERE* is the hammiest actor on this set!
Shatner (turning): Where?
Kirk: Spock, did you alter course for Vulcan again?
Spock: Yes, captain.
Kirk: Dammit, Spock, you know that with our Frequent Flyer restrictions, the trip is only free if we go to Altair!
Kirk: See? *This* is what a human one looks like!
Chapel: What is this statue beside me supposed to represent, anyway?
Spock: That? That's just a common Vulcan house cat.
Chapel: *That's* a house cat?!
Spock: Um, have you seen our teddy bears?
Kirk: Seriously, Bones, I can't tell these guys apart from Romulans. Someone should, I don't know, glue something distinctive to the Romulan foreheads or something.
Martel: *THERE* is the hammiest actor on this set!
Shatner (turning): Where?
Kirk: Seriously, Bones, I can't tell these guys apart from Romulans. Someone should, I don't know, glue something distinctive to the Romulan foreheads or something.
Kirk: "Bones! Check out the helmets some of these guys are wearing! They're identical to what the Romulans were wearing on that ship we encountered in the Neutral Zone! Could this be proof that the Vulcans and the Romulans have a common origin?"
McCoy: "Nah. You can find those things in every five-and-dime store in the galaxy. They're usually on sale, piled up in those big bins at the end of the aisle."
Kirk: What did the Vulcan nympho say to the Horta?
Bones: I don't know, what?
Kirk: "Your fossilized cavern or mine?"
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Kirk: "Bones! Check out the helmets some of these guys are wearing! They're identical to what the Romulans were wearing on that ship we encountered in the Neutral Zone! Could this be proof that the Vulcans and the Romulans have a common origin?"
McCoy: "Nah. You can find those things in every five-and-dime store in the galaxy. They're usually on sale, piled up in those big bins at the end of the aisle."
Stonn: "I hope they don't notice the sash."
SHATNER: This setting of Vulcan really sucks!
KELLEY: It will need a lot of young priestesses before I dare to play new scenes on Vulcan.
Kirk: Okay, Bones, I got another one. What's T'Pring going to get on her wedding night?
McCoy: I don't know, what?
Kirk: A Stonn-cold stunner! Get it?
Chapel: "Mr. Spock? Why so depressed?"
Spock: "I just found out my intended wife, T'Pring, is a nymphomaniacal slut. She has been having sex once every four years!"
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T'PRING: Kirk's not really bifurcated, it's just a surgical alteration.
T'PROBE: Kirk-Unit
T'Pau (o.s.): The kalifee will commence at once! Kirk, thee must pull T'Pring's finger.
T'Pring: This one, I recognize. He was standing on the one called McCoy's shoulder's and peeking into my private garden while I was sunbathing.
Kirk: No, wait a minute, I think you-
T'Pring: He called out in a crude tone something about Pon-frakking me.
Kirk: For the Great Bird's sake, it's 'Pon-Farking', geesh, those Vulcan ears don't work very well <pause> oops.
T'Pring: Dammit, he's wearing yellow!
Kirk: Actually, it's avocado.... aw crap.
KIRK: I have never had se..
T'PRING: There is still his DNA on the finger I put into his anus.
VULCAN PROSECUTOR: Could you point the man you saw stealing the bike?
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