TOS Caption Contest #280: The Ultimate Caption
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Spock: Limited telepathic abilities are inherent in Vulcanians, Miss Uhura. *starts twerking*
Uhura: *thinking* I wish he'd shake his hot Vulcan buns..
As a native of that fair city, I approve this message.
Wesley: Jim, our power reserves are dead, and life support is failing! I need you to transport over as much Jim Beam as you can spare!
Kirk (O/S): Wouldn't some antimatter be more helpful, Bob?
Wesley: No! Why do you think she's called Lexington, Jim? She runs on pure Kentucky bourbon!
For the world is hollow and I have touched the stuff.
That goes for me too!
Yeoman Rand: Doctor, that is not the handle.
Sorry, George. Permission to post your pictures from this mission to Facebook denied.
CHEKOV: Stifler's mama! She wussian!
SULU: Dude....Chick's a MILF
CHEKOV: Vrong timeline, aren't ve?
Shatner: "Mr. Lucas, if you ever want to work on this show again you will never frame another shot to make me look shorter than these guys."
McCoy: I had a dream last night that Starfleet had engineered these handles to look and feel like a human penis.
Kirk: Must have been a nightmare.
McCoy: Nightmare? Oh... yeah, yeah. Nightmare.
Sulu: Captain? Why would the Scalosians refer to you as Captain Quick Draw?
Kirk: Drive, Sulu. Drive.
Chekov: No, Keptin. It's definitely telling me to press the ANY key.
Wesley: Dammit, Jim, haven't you ever seen a threesome before?
Kirk: ... and that's how I found out that Denebian slime doesn't make for a great lube.
Sulu: "It's the Remakkian Minister of Police, Captain. He says he needs to talk to you concerning their Prime Minister's daughter."
Kirk: "Bones, what's the age of consent on Remakk? It's twenty-one, right?"
McCoy: "Twenty-three, Jim."
Kirk: "Crap!"
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