TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions

[Santa Kang]

SPOCK (writing): Get more engineers. Gold shirts don't know shit.

 

[Triskelion]

BoredShipCapt'n, that was Spock's favorite! LOL

Kirk: ...And Jesus held aloft the ax and shouted "Who's with me!" And there was much whooping and tying on of Rambo headbands and spinning of monster truck tires outside the multiplexes that day. So sayeth the gospel of Saint Scorsese. Amen.

All: Amen.

Sulu: How does she get her shave so close?? Bitch.

Attention crew, this is the captain. From now on all male crew will have to pass a bi-weekly sports bra test. See Mister Scott for details. That is all.

Scotty: You dinnae have to make it personal, sir.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: Spock, get your skinny Vulcan butt out of my chair, you're messing up my ass groove!

Spock: "Captain, everyone thinks the grooved seats are wonderful at first, but I think you will thank me next time the ship hits turbulence."

 

[jazzstick]

Kirk: Spock, get your skinny Vulcan butt out of my chair, you're messing up my ass groove!

Spock: "Captain, everyone thinks the grooved seats are wonderful at first, but I think you will thank me next time the ship hits turbulence."

ROFL

 

[Finngle Bells]

Riker: "Uhura, get us out of orbit."

Uhura: "Yes Sir." (veers towards planet)

Sulu: "Oh my."

fixed

 

[Isis]

Kirk: Spock, get your skinny Vulcan butt out of my chair, you're messing up my ass groove!

Spock: "Captain, everyone thinks the grooved seats are wonderful at first, but I think you will thank me next time the ship hits turbulence."

ROFL

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!