TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?

[MANT!]

First our..

WINNERS!!

McCoy: Yeah you've got, I dunno, athlete's foot or something Jim. Beam back up, I'll keep the Yeoman company.

MOLL: Dat's the joik who accosted me, Bruno!

BONES: Just pretend we don't know him, Spock.

McCoy: Ok Jim, you win. I promise I’ll stop self-medicating!

SPOCK: ONE little blue pill, not the whole bottle!

On to the next...

Be brutal!

 

[Sir Rhosis]

McCoy: Goddamn plot holes!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now.

Rojan: But she has a hundred tentacles in her natural form.

Kirk: I've pleased beings with literally thousands of tentacles, Rojan. You really should get around more.

Kelinda: It's true. I love him.

 

[Bubbles McGee]

Hippie Chick: Do you reach?

Sulu: Well I reach around, if that's what you mean. Speaking of that, did you see where Adam went? I'd like to introduce him to my little Herbert.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Stick around. I gotta go out and scrape ice off the windshield. Defroster's on the fritz."

Kirk: "Ow! Damn, you're right. Somebody could cut themselves on those things."

Sulu: "As if. I'm too good for you."

Sulu: "Alright, who's been packing on the pounds? This planet's crust has a weight limit, you know."

McCoy: "Damnit man, it's a planet, not an elevator!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "This is an intervention. I just have to do something about that underarm hair."

Kirk: "Yeah, I shagged her. I shagged her rotten, baby!"

Sulu: "Nice dress. I have a set of drapes just like it."

Voice os: "Two of you will fight for the right to mate with the third."
Sulu: "I don't hit women!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Knock it off, Mea! This is no time for playing titty-twister! We're in real danger here!"

Kirk: "Based on what Kelinda's been telling me about you, Rojan, I wonder if I could interest you in teaching a class on sexual technique for my crew. After all, you know what they say. 'Those who can't do, teach.'"

Girl: "You seem to be a little nervous around women."
Sulu: "You have no idea!"

Sulu: "Ah, this will make for the perfect campsite! Concealed from view; protected from the elements--"
Uhura: "Um, doesn't it rain a lot on this planet?"

 

[UFO]

Thanks MANT!

Kirk: You can’t go out there like that! Look, I’m glad Scotty found you some clothes, but that’s not how you wear a kilt.

Kirk: I love her like a sister! Of course my family has always been very open minded ...

Sulu: So er, Bob, is it? How long have you been dressing like that?

Kirk: What are you doing down there?

Sulu: Well Captain, we haven’t actually seen any of the massive elephant-like creatures, but something tells me we're on the right track.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "If there was any sand here, Rojan, I'd kick it in your face! Now get out of here before I drag you to the men's room and give you a swirly!"
Kelinda: *swoones*

 

[Valin]

Kirk and Spock adjust to their post-Starfleet careers with the TSA.

McCoy: "This is the pits!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

THEISS (oc) : Shake her all you want Bill, but there ain't gonna be any wardrobe malfunctions on my watch.

KIRK: Yeah, we had sex. I'm James T. Kirk. It's what I do.

SULU: So, about this free love idea....

MCCOY: Did you just hear someone say they were hunting "Wabbits"?

 

[UFO]

Rojan: Well?

Kelinda: It was sex, but not as we know it!

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Let's party like it's General Order 24 day.

KIRK: I love her.
ROJAN: Her hundreds of tentacles are in her pants.
KIRK: I change my mind.

SULU: Ahhh! Fair maiden!

UHURA: I told you not to plug that Atari E.T. cartridge into the rec room computer!
SULU: Damn, no pieces of the telephone here.

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[Bubbles McGee]

KIRK: Let's party like it's General Order 24 day.

KIRK: I love her.
ROJAN: Her hundreds of tentacles are in her pants.
KIRK: I change my mind.

SULU: Ahhh! Fair maiden!

UHURA: I told you not to plug that Atari E.T. cartridge into the rec room computer!
SULU: Damn, no pieces of the telephone here.

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God, that takes me back! I remember my hands cramping up trying to get through that game!

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now.
Rojan: But I have hundreds of tentacles
Kelinda: Yes, but his one tentacle is much larger than any of yours.
Kirk: Oh snap.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Hey Ostrow, tell Commander Adams I'm taking some set elements, characters, ideas and oh yeah, his woman.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Mea, you'd better come with us. We're on our way to trim ZZ Top's beards and we need reinforcements.

 

[Isis]

Rojan: "Yes, that would be a great photo on Spacebook, but I forgot my phone. Do you have one I might borrow?"

McCoy (shouting): "Hey, Jim, I realize you're set on priceline.com, but shouldn't we should insist on at least a star and a half?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: "I thought Spock just destroyed the disintegration chamber"
Mea: "No, that was a public toilet"

 

[R. Star]

Spock: It is illogical to grab a scantily clad woman holding a phallic object. People will draw conclusions.

Kirk: Which one of us do you think is wearing a hair piece?

All the signs were there 46 years ago. That smile looks fake.

Uhura: How come we always get captured by primitive means in TAS? Can we not afford someone to draw a technologically advanced trap or prison?