TOS Caption Contest # 264 "Durn fool kids!!"

[MANT!]

well first let me announce

The Winnahs!!

Evil Kirk: "The thought of those big Ingersoll-Rand engines pumping all of that oil through the Alaska pipeline....is so erotic!"

Rand: "I'm not related to that company....and you're the one who's being crude!"

Even asleep, James T. Kirk gets more action than you do.

Kirk: Why yes, Miramanee, I *am* an Indian Outlaw, half Cherokee and Choctaw. My baby, she's a Chippewa, she's one of a kind!

Sulu: "Could this day get any worse?"
OS: "Let the buggering commence!"
McCoy: "You just had to ask!"

Chopshop Winnah!

Next!!

Brutality can and will be rewarded!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Come on! You gotta be at least thirty!!!!

JAHN: But I'm a child at heart!

 

[Bob Karo]

Eleen: You left me alone on this Gods forsaken rock! How do you think these idiots are going to react when the kid comes out short with brown hair and a southern drawl?!

Bones: Ellie, it wasn't like that. I... wait, I don't think your people quite get how heredity works. Accents aren't passed down through...

Eleen: NOT THE POINT!

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

McCoy: "You'll be perfect for my experiments."

 

[Bubbles McGee]

McCoy: Well now, how do you know you won't like it if you won't even try.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Jahn: "Any last request before you bleed to death?"

Kirk: "Pull my finger!"

 

[Bubbles McGee]

Kirk: I don't care how many more times your little goons hit me, I still think it's a stupid idea for an album title!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KELLEY: Just get over there and say your line. Cooties do not exist. Trust me, I play a doctor.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kelley: "Well, I'm sorry. Adam West told Bill you always liked it when he touched you there."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Spock wondered if the painted-on glasses would help him look intellectual.

 

[Bubbles McGee]

Spock: You've heard of a dirty Sanchez? Well, this is a dirty Surak!

McCoy (OS): Just when I think you can't get any weirder...

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "You can settle for less than an ordinary life. Or do you feel like you were meant for something better? Something special? Enlist in Starfleet."

Jahn: "If I wanted to be an officer, why would I be enlisting?"

Kirk: "Just roll with me here."

McCoy: "Tell me Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCKO MARX: That's the most illogical thing I've ever heard!

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: I'm with Federation Fashion Police, and, honey, you kids need a style intervention. <snap snap>

BONES: Oops. I guess not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

BONES: Alright! Cut! WROOOOONG! Okay, just watch me. It's so simple, you sissy Marys. Gimme the playback. AND…

♪♪Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!♫

SPOCK: Maybeline. Why?

 

[R. Star]

Next!!

Kirk: Or what? You'll throw more ketchup packets at me?!

McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a pervert!

Star Trek and children.... in the 60's or today, it just never works.

McCoy wondered how long it would take Spock to notice his April Fool's prank.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Little Girl: "Our parents told us the vaccinations wouldn't hurt and that you would give us suckers afterwards."
McCoy: "Well, your parents are liars twice over."

Spock: "My operatives will avenge this prank! And some of them are Vulcans!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy; The other kids are right to laugh at you, nobody wears red when Jim Kirk is around.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Thanks for the win! (In part, that was a tribute to my dad who worked at I-R when those were built.)

Eleen: "My name is not 'Jeannie' and rubbing my stomach will not get you three wishes!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "...and that's how you get pregnant."
Eleen: "You must be insane! I would certainly remember doing anything like that!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Shatner: "Wipe that off....you're all in the production of 'Miri', not 'Wolf in the Fold'.

Kids (chanting): "Redjac! Redjac! Redjac!"