TOS Caption Contest #251 This is Awkward!

[MANT!]

Kirk: Interesting, most women try to kill me after sex, not before.

Galway: "Yes, Doctor, I'm the one who broke Lieutenant Sulu's nose! But he asked for it! He cornered me in the corridor and said, 'Better be careful! My lizard is out! And he bites!'"
McCoy: "Well, Lieutenant, I suggest you look on the wall behind you and then go apologize to Lieutenant Sulu."

Arex "Ok Sulu i'm ready.........i hope its something tasty"
Sulu "Hello!!"

Uhura: (OS) Galia, do you still have my red shoes...

Kirk: Damn it, Spock! I asked you to keep her busy.

Now on to the next...

Don't hold anything back!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Why am I smelling pot and patchouli oil?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kor:"Who is this Baltar you speak of Earther?"

Sayana:(Giggling like a school girl)"Try the brownies they're special and delicious!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KOR (thinking) Great, I just know he's gonna ask me about the ridges thing.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kor: Go ahead, ask!

Kirk/Baroner: Isn't that the sash for Miss Klingon?

Kor: It was an undercover operation!

Gene: Now look, this episode is going to be big. You've all been to the casting couch, all four of you, so you all know what to do.

Spock (thinking): If I ever get a second chance -

 

[T'Girl]

Priest (OS): "... and do you Kor, take Kirk to be your ..."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Balok" YES!...Yes i do know what it's like to really laugh"

Girl "HeeHee HeeHee......My own hair!!..........HeeHee"

Off screen "Ok, we just got a call from the costume department and it seems they sent over two dresses too many......so guys dont ge.......oh!!"

At last Spock had found a use for his chairs adjustable height leaver.

 

[T'Girl]

Nipple slip.

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[inflatabledalek]

A look of unremitting sexual tension that resulted in much sash fiction being written about Kor and Kirk.

Kirk: Why are you laughing?

Girl: I've seen the next picture and am mighty relieved I'm not the silliest looking person in this contest.

Kirk: Do you know Spock, there are some fans who claim with a straight face our show was never intentionally camp?

Spock: Even after your horse impression? Fascinating.

Spock: *Thinking* I nearly gave the game away last week when that love potion had me spend as much time pawing Kirk as I did Chapel. Must attempt to reassert my official heterosexuality with some pervy arse staring*

Uhura: You're really not fooling anyone Sir.

 

[Maurice]

KOR: I said I got the sash for Misanthrppy. I'm not MISS Anthropy.

SPOCK: Not the nipple I was hoping to see...

SPOCK: Captain, it appears the bridge is suffering from Filmation lack-of-correct-perspective.
UHURA: ...again.

 

[jespah]

Now on to the next...

Don't hold anything back!!

Why, yes, we Klingons use weed whackers for our personal grooming needs. Why do you ask?

The secrets of the proper application of self-tanner were, alas, lost in the Third World War.

The secrets of the proper application of self-tanner were, alas, lost in the Third World War.

Well, for a Saturday morning cartoon, this is a lot better than Bugs Bunny in drag.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: It would appear the gentleman did not enjoy that rendition of "I Gave My Love A Cherry"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Kor: "I suspect you would find a Klingon woman quite intimidating, Captain! They bite...and scratch...and hurl heavy objects!"
Kirk: "You've obviously never met Carol Marcus."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You do something different with your hair?

 

[CorporalCaptain]

^ Very well done.

 

[Isis]

Kor: "Come here often?"

The Star Trek/Animal House crossover was not well received.

 

[Timewalker]

Kirk (thinking): This is actually very comfortable. When we get back to the ship, I'll institute it as the new regulation uniform for all the crew.

 

[Isis]

Shatner (to self): "Len has the right idea. No more freebie photo ops."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Spock: "At least your ass is smaller."

Girl: laughing.
Shatner: "A simple 'no' wouild have sufficed."

Nimoy: (thinking) "Mission: Impossible is looking pretty good right now."

Canadian Actor Celebrity Deathmatch. Round One.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Canon violation!!!

I call canon violation!!!

KOR: Despicable Earther.