TOS Caption Contest #242: Bottoms Up!

[boco]

Thanks for the win

Kirk: And I promise to be faithful to her to remember her name the next morning and nything else you want, just help me get back on my ship(after I do it with her not before)

McCoy: See,Spock? I told you he can drink anything nd like it, even tribble piss

Kirk: Bones, I had no idea Spock could do THAT after a glass of saurian brandy! I'll be damned..
McCoy: Jim, I can't even look at him, I'm too busy blushing.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Your first attempt at home-made Vulcan wine, Spock? Well...as a connoisseur might say, 'It's an amusing little vintage.'"
McCoy: "Practically hilarious!"

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

McCoy: See,Spock? I told you he can drink anything nd like it, even tribble piss

Scotty: Aye, and I just had to beam the whole kit and kaboodle into the Klingon engine room *sigh*

 

[ItsGreen]

Septimus: Lights shining through from heaven. It is where the sun is. Blessed be the son.

Kirk: Yes, of course. I seem to recall there were five lights in the sky.

Septimus: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Kirk: OK, I think you've had enough to drink now.

 

[Isis]

Septimus: "I bought this hooch from some guy named Balok."

Kirk: "Sorry, but I just don't relish it."

 

[boco]

McCoy: See,Spock? I told you he can drink anything nd like it, even tribble piss

Scotty: Aye, and I just had to beam the whole kit and kaboodle into the Klingon engine room *sigh*

nice follow up TOD

Kirk:Wow! A klingon hooker for my birthday, Bones? That's so thouthful. Thank you, my friend! You're the best, you always manage to surprise me

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "No, it's totally medicinal."

 

[Ssosmcin]

PIKE: And he told me, you have to have a big set of balls to be a starship captain. So I stuffed my underpants.

BOYACE: Chris, you were supposed to stuff the front.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BOYCE: Damn it Chris, I clearly called dibs on the last slice!

 

[jep]

"Screw you, old man, I'm taking the blue pill."


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[Vassa]

Ewwh, Grenadine!

 

[Isis]

Announcer (OS): "Cascade...makes dishes so clean you can see yourself."

Kirk (to self): "Sh*t...they're right...I have put on a few pounds."

 

[Patrickivan]

Pike: Hey-a! SHADUPPA YO FACE!

McCoy: Oh Jim... You always know just what to say!

Scotty: May ya be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows yer dead!
Spock: Mr. Scott. I do not even know where to begin with explaining the errors of statement.

Kirk: Gentlemen. Gentlemen... Will some-one get me a blasted drink!
McCoy: Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not Scotty!

McCoy: Ohhh- Look everyone! Look who finished his drink first and before the toast. Again!


Kirk: soo- how much to see you touch your toes?
(paraphrase from Beerfest- one of the best movies ever!)
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[jep]

Pike: "You see how shiny these boots are? Recognize, biotch!"


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[jep]

Pike: "Care to explain how this pubic hair got into my drink, doctor?"


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[A.V.I.A.F.]

Kirk: Oh...Janice...didn't...notice you down there.

McCoy (to self): Looks like Sulu finally finished making that Longaberger basket beehive wig he's been working on.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Pike: So I say, "Blessed are the Peacemakers," but these idiots thought I said "cheese-makers." How could anyone be so stupid, Phil?

Boyce: I dunno. Personally, I follow the gourd.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Pike: And then Discord tried to get all those poor ponies to turn against each other. Can you believe it?

Boyce: Chris, either you're too drunk or I'm too sober.

 

[boco]

Happy birthday to Isis!

Kirk: Happy birthday to Isis! Bones! Still playing with tribble piss??

 

[Isis]

Happy birthday to Isis!

Wow, boco, many thanks for the birthday wishes!