TOS Caption Contest #242: Bottoms Up!

[LeadHead]

Pike: She said that my Spaghetti lacked fire! What does that even mean?

Boyce: You didn't cook the spaghetti.

 

[Gary7]

Pike: "... and I don't want anyone else knowing about this. So, will this help you keep it quiet?"
Piper: "Sure, your secret is safe with me, Chris. But I'm just curious... what are you going to name the kid?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: So this punk carrying a stack of books bumps in to me and says, "hey old man, watch where you're going!" I'm thinking "old man" he's gotta be about my age!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Boyce: "No, that would never work either."
Pike: "Okay, then, how about this? Colt resigns from Starfleet. Now she's a civilian! But she's still gonna be on board the ship for months before we could get to a starbase to drop her off--"
Boyce: "For God's sake, give it up, Chris! It's not gonna happen! There's no way you're getting around the non-fraternization regs!

 

[Isis]

Pike: "Am I doing this right?"

Boyce: "I'm a doctor, not an air guitar critic."