TOS Caption Contest #239: Guns, guns guns!

[Isis]

Kirk: "Bones, I told you we shouldn't have bought the last two Chocolate Eclairs."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Man, this is one weird-ass, freaky-deaky planet!"
Spock: "I assume you're going to word that evaluation a bit more professionally before you enter it in your log?"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kirk: "If this place sells chairs and couches, why is the bum lying on the floor outside?"

McCoy: "I think he's dead, Jim".

McCoy: "Why is Spock being sheltered while I'm an obvious target?"

Kirk: "We don't have insurance on him. We're covered for you".

Spock: "Flawlessly logical, Captain".

 

[Isis]

Guard: "OK, who spiked the Sanka?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Ensign Horowitz: Hey Captain, which character from "The Producers" are you suppose playing?

Kalo: What a hell of a time to have a diarrhea attack!

 

[Bob Karo]

McCoy: Seriously, Spock? Little gunfire too loud for them pointy ears...

Spock elbows McCoy in the groin.

McCoy: oMMFF!

Spock: That should adequately simulate the experience.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Bang.

Kirk: No thanks, I'll wait till some women show up.

 

[Captain Crow]

Doohan: If you call me a "Nine-fingered Numpty" one more time, Shatner, I gonna blow your nuts clean off. Capisce?

 

[S'kai]

GestapoOfficer: Did you or did you NOT just end a sentence with a preposition?

Kirk: Oh, excuse me. Um, Can you tell me where the library is at, motherf***er?

 

[SEOGlopex]

McCoy: Seriously, Spock? Little gunfire too loud for them pointy ears... Spock elbows McCoy in the groin. McCoy: oMMFF! Spock: That should adequately simulate the experience.

thanks for this, great share dude.........! anyway, this does make sense:

Scotty: Bang. Kirk: No thanks, I'll wait till some women show up.

 

[jep]

Nazi: "Why do you keep calling me "Andy", Zeon swine? And what is this "Team Coco" you speak of?"


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[Isis]

Kirk: "No, Spock, I have no idea what possessed your cellmate to have the beans and burritos for lunch. Not to worry, though. This industrial strength Glade usually does the trick in no time."

 

[Isis]

Letterman: "I do have to admit they should have gone with you instead of Leno."

 

[jep]

Spock: "It would probably be most effective if you were to actually aim at the lock, Captain."


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[jep]

Kirk: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Spock: "What the... AAAAHAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"



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[LeadHead]

Spock: This is a serious matter, Captain.

Kirk: I know!

Spock: There are no more mail pick ups today.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Only you would steal a gun that only fires smoke, Captain.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

This is brilliant.

 

[cooleddie74]

DOOHAN: Step on my lines ONE more time, Bill...and I'll smoke your ass.

Got it??

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Damn!

CLOAKED BULLETS.

My old nemesis.