TOS Caption Contest #239: Guns, guns guns!

[LeadHead]

Spock: Sir, this man was found during our daily security patrols for Indiana Jones.

 

[Isis]

GestapoOfficer: Did you or did you NOT just end a sentence with a preposition?

GrammarNazi: It should have been 'TO GO BOLDLY, where no man has gone before', not 'TO BOLDLY GO, where no man has gone before'. Here on Ekos, you can split an infinitive only once in your life, and never again.

^ A Grammar Nazi! That's inspired!

I agree with Jonas. These are absolutely inspired!

 

[Isis]

Gestapo: "I must say it is an intriguing concept! And you call it 'Casual Friday'?"

Gestapo: "Welcome to Stalag Forty-seven, you're just in time for lunch.
We have knoephia soup, riffle soup, green bean soup and lentil soup.
Your soup comes with free bread which you will not receive."

Kirk: "Who's he?"

(wait for it)

Spock: "He's the soup Nazi."

These hold their own as well.

 

[Isis]

Gestapo: "I must say it is an intriguing concept! And you call it 'Casual Friday'?"

Kirk: "And who appointed you the fashion police?"

 

[Isis]

Letterman (to self): "My writers promised me there's a punchline in here somewhere, but I'm just not seeing it. Maybe the show needs go on hiatus for a couple of weeks."

 

[jep]

Nazi: "Jim!!! What are you doing here?"

Kirk: "Uh... do I know you?

Nazi: "Jim, it's me!!! Wernher!!! (Sigh) 5 years ago? The bath houses on Caligula 7? Remember?"

Spock: "Well this is fucking awkward."


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[Nerys Myk]

DIRECTOR: Cut!!! Sorry Bill, just got word from the top. They're going with Crane.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Scotty: "This is my weapon, this is my gun - this one's for shooting, this one's for fun."


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No pic for this one?

Well, I couldn't very well 'shop into the pic Scotty's main thruster and bairns hanging out, now could I?


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Ah, you disappoint. Surely there is a way to displaying his haggis without violating the rules of the board?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty: "I'm yer loganberry!"

 

[A beaker full of death]

You damn space hippies! Not this time! Not this war!

 

[Mistral]

Sulu: "Cool. I'll finally get to be captain."

 

[jep]

No pic for this one?

Well, I couldn't very well 'shop into the pic Scotty's main thruster and bairns hanging out, now could I?


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Ah, you disappoint. Surely there is a way to displaying his haggis without violating the rules of the board?

Ok... I accept your challenge.... but this is about as brave as I get. (And If I get in trouble, it's your fault ):

Scotty: "This is my weapon, this is my gun - this one's for shooting, this one's for fun."

Spock, Kirk and Chekov: "That... is impressive, sir."


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[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "No, this is my weapon and my gun! It's for shooting and for fun!"
Tonia (sighs): "I give up!"

 

[jep]

Sulu: "No, this is my weapon and my gun! It's for shooting and for fun!"
Tonia (sighs): "I give up!"

 

[Isis]

Gestapo: "You're under arrest...for being much too full of yourself."





Scotty: "Bang."

Luckily for Kirk, Mr. Scott had no idea how to use a handgun.





Barrows: "So, should I take this as a 'no' to a fix-up with my cousin Hortense?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Barrows: "If you're such an antique weapons freak, why do you keep calling the barrel 'the shaft'?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Barrows: "If you're such an antique weapons freak, why do you keep calling the barrel 'the shaft'?"

SULU: Because its one bad mother.....

BARROWS: Shut your mouth!!!!!

SULU: But I'm just talking about shaft

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Hey Bones, got any spare change? I want to get a fudgesicle.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Machine Gun Kalo tours the caption contest?

 

[Captain Crow]

Scotty: Well these things are useless. I can't find the on/off switch.

McCoy: Dumbass.