TOS Caption Contest #239: Guns, guns guns!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

I know I’ve been a way for awhile, but thanks for all the great entries. Here are:




I agree, that was just nuts:

Spock: And they..they built it on the ground!
M'Benga: Wake up, man! You have those strange visions again!

Mono-mania, Vulcan style:

Spock: Look out! This is an imposter.

McCoy (os): Damnit Spock! We've been over this. You were right that one time. The last half dozen times you just got charged with simple battery.

Some chicks just can’t take a compliment:

Elaan: Never say I resemble Lady Gaga again!

So that’s how Lagerfeld built up his following:

Man hitting Uhura: "Lady, watch the fashion show or die!"

Apparently he used an ahn-woon to hold up his pants...nasty:

Spock: (thinking) At least she's not using fathers belt.

The punctuation is just, perfect:

Shatner:

Don't...juststandthere...let'sgettoit...
Strike...apose...there's...nothingtoit...

(five-minute pause)

VOGUE!!!

And our Photoshop winners are:

CHAPEL: Oh no!, You didn't...

"Gator don't play no shit! You feel me? Gator never been about that. Never, never been about playing no shit! You hear me Janice?"

Machine Gun Picard Tours the Caption Contests





PICARD: Die 1990s superman scum!!!!!

His next stop

Congratulations to the winners and thanks again to all who entered.
This week: an air force base guard gets his gun out; Kalo gets his gun off; Nazi Spock gets his gun out; Kirk gets his gun off; Scotty’s not sure how to get his gun off and needs some help; and Sulu is really happy to have gotten his gun off! Have at it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SGT: Aw crap, I thought this kind of thing ended after Major Nelson was transfered to Edwards!




KIRK: They take their parking regulations seriously on this planet!




SPACE NAZI: Funny, he doesn't look Zeon.




SPOCK: Perhaps, using a Vulcan neck pinch on the mouse might have been a better idea.




SCOTT: Aye, its a Colt revolver.

CHEKOK: Invented in Russia by Ivan Coltovitch...




SULU: What's that "Sweetness"? No, No. Lt Barrows is our friend. Shush

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kalo: I said WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM, dammit!!!

 

[GSnail]

Countdown to machine gun picard in 3...2...1...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Gestapo: "I must say it is an intriguing concept! And you call it 'Casual Friday'?"




Kirk: "Man, that was a close call! Wyatt Earp challenged me to a gunfight! He's the fastest draw in the West; he would have surely killed me! Fortunately, I was unarmed--"
Scotty: "Here ye go!"




Sulu: "Well...of course I'm always glad to see you, Tonia, but...you called it! It was a gun in my pocket!"

 

[jep]

Scotty: "This is my weapon, this is my gun - this one's for shooting, this one's for fun."


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[Mr. Laser Beam]

Gestapo: I don't know, Zeon pig. How DOES the Führer tie his shoes?

Kirk: In little Nazis!

 

[jep]

Spock to Gestapo: "We got a Zeon here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!"

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[Smellincoffee]

Officer: The commies! They were just THERE!

GestapoOfficer: Did you or did you NOT just end a sentence with a preposition?

Kirk: Watch where you're aiming that thing, Mr. Scott.
Scott: Be easy, cap'n. It's not just going to go off -- *BANG*

Gangster: LACTOSE INTOLERANT BASTARDS!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Scotty: "This is my weapon, this is my gun - this one's for shooting, this one's for fun."


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No pic for this one?

 

[Ziriath]

Thanx for the win!

GrammarNazi: It should have been 'TO GO BOLDLY, where no man has gone before', not 'TO BOLDLY GO, where no man has gone before'. Here on Ekos, you can split an infinitive only once in your life, and never again.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

^ A Grammar Nazi! That's inspired!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Doohan: "Now tell me that you're rewriting the scripts to snag our lines, I dare ya!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Don't worry Spock, if it goes off you'll still have the other one.

 

[jep]

Scotty: "This is my weapon, this is my gun - this one's for shooting, this one's for fun."


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No pic for this one?

Well, I couldn't very well 'shop into the pic Scotty's main thruster and bairns hanging out, now could I?


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[T'Girl]

Gestapo: "Welcome to Stalag Forty-seven, you're just in time for lunch.
We have knoephia soup, riffle soup, green bean soup and lentil soup.
Your soup comes with free bread which you will not receive."

Kirk: "Who's he?"

(wait for it)

Spock: "He's the soup Nazi."

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!



Guard: Reach for the sky!

Spock: As you wish. Spock to Bridge, take us into the atmosphere.




Kalo: Get that "Frozen Dairy Dessert" crap outta here!



Spock: You should make a very convincing Nazi.

Gestapo: Thank you.

Spock: I didn't mean you.

Spock Nerve Pinches the Gestapo




Spock: Captain, that will not be effective.

Kirk: Shut up Spock!

Spock: But on Mythbusters, this was tested through a variety of-

Kirk: Not them again! I still haven't forgiven them from busting the Cannon I used on the Gorn!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Captain, that lock is case-hardened steel! This could take forever! Why don't you just search the guard's pockets for the key?"
Kirk (sighs): "Mr. Spock, you have no appreciation for the dramatic! None!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: On Zeon, we have a saying: "Wenn ist das Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

 

[Ziriath]

Kirk: On Zeon, we have a saying: "Wenn ist das Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

Nazi: Was? Ich kann nicht verstehen. Sprich Nazi, du Zeonische Schweine!