TOS Caption Contest #237: O Captain! My Captain!

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Thank you for demonstrating this "happy ending" for me, Doctor.




SHATNER: Shit, whose idea was it to buy a VIC-20?




KIRK: I coulda had a V8!

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "Captain, they informed me that your credit application was declined."
Kirk: "What?"
Spock: "You could always buy it outright."
Kirk: "Bones..."
McCoy: "Oh boy, here it comes."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Inspired by Gary 7

SPOCK: A Corvette, captain?

KIRK: It's a family heirloom.

SPOCK: I was under the impression you couldn't drive.

MCCOY: Since this is a living room and there's a whole in the wall, I'd say that's still true.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Call you 'Tod,' Captain?"
Kirk: "Just indulge me, Mr. Spock. After all, we are on shore leave."
McCoy: "Yeah, and call me 'Buz'!"
Spock: (sighs)

 

[Nerys Myk]

Get your kicks...

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Good ol' 20th century automotive engineering. That was quite a ride wasn't it?"
McCoy: "No. My back is killing me from being cramped back there!"
Kirk: "Spock, we better get that mileage off, before the Yonadan's come back."
Spock: "Captain, I am not entirely sure this is going to work..."

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Kirk: I think you've both been spending WAY too much time with Sulu...especially you Boner--ah--I mean Bones!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Mulhall: What's the matter Captain?

Kirk: He told me he needed three hours, I thought he was exaggerating so I told him I needed it in 15 minutes.

Mulhall: Scotty?

Kirk: Yes, so he came in here and dumped all this stuff in front of me and said I could do it myself. Then he called me a Borgis Frat.

Mulhall: Sounds like someone's gonna be kissing some Aberdeen ass pretty soon.

Kirk: Go make me a sandwich!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Kirk: This would be so much easier if we just had some sort of small craft...like a shuttle that we could send down to collect the landing party before they freeze to death.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Here's a png of Machine Gun Picard for any who want to use him:

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Awesome, thanks!

Now he can pop up any time, any where....