TOS Caption Contest #234: Vive DeSalle!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Uhura: I think he likes you, Pavel.

Chekov: No sheet!

DeSalle (grimaces): Well...actually...

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Sulu: You know you'd have an easier time if you'd use the spade.

DeSalle: I find your remarks both archaic and offensive!

Sulu points to the spade on the ground.

DeSalle: Ohhhh!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

McCoy: Would you two fly-by-nighters hurry up and make a decision already! I really gotta take a leak!