TOS Caption Contest #233: Spocked and Loaded!
- Thread starter A.V.I.A.F.
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Kirk: "What's your opinion, Bones?"
McCoy: "Well, judging by the destroyed furniture, the bottle of Wild Turkey and the syringes of heroin and PCP, my opinion is that she enjoyed getting her freak on."
Kirk: "What's with the donkey smoking the cigarette?"
Spock: "Allow me, Doctor. Captain, did you ever watch the movie 'Bachelor Party'?"
Kirk: "I see. Wow... even I think that's freaky."
Scotty: "It's a shame for a good Scotsman to admit it, but I'm not up on my movies involving drugs, liquor and bestiality... "
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Spock: "I'm going to need you two to go over there and die."
Redshirt #1 : "What?"
Spock: "I mean, go over there and see what's in that building. I'm sure there's nothing harmful at all."
Spock: "EXO III. The future location of Carl Spock's Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good."
Spock: "I'll be back at six with the Toyota. Don't let the space monsters eat ya'. Peace."
Spock: "She appears to be unconscious."
McCoy: "Really, Spock? I couldn't tell."
Scotty: "Ah know, right? Couldn't be more obvious....
... What's unconscious mean? It's an awful big word..."
Koenig: I may be wearing a shity rug but at least it matches the hair I have left unlike yours.
Nimoy: OH, SNAP! Shat you just got served!
Redshirt Ron: That Crocodile Dundee animal hypnotizing shit ain't gonna work on us.
Spock: "Yes Jim, it's a planet. Very good."
Spock: Your Monopoly roll will land you on Exo III. It will cost you $200 to buy otherwise it will go to auction and Doctor McCoy is hoping to build houses there.
Spock: Head down that dark and dangerous alley. Make sure it's safe for the Captain and myself.
Scotty: What does that sign say?
Spock: "Welcome to Memory Alpha, 364 days without an on the job death."
McCoy: "She's dead, Jim."
Kirk: "Refresh my memory, Bones: How much are we paying you?"
Spock: "The courthouse is secure. I stunned Sheriff Taylor with a neck pinch, and the captain talked Deputy Fife into self-destructing."
A.V.I.A.F.
Captain
Spock: Very good, Mr. Chekov! That was in fact the mating call of the Eurasian Blackbird. Now see if you can recognize this 20th century Terran bird-song.
Kirk (off-screen): Can we get back to the mission now, Mr. Spock?
A.V.I.A.F.
Captain
Spock: "Bifurcated," gentlemen, means that it is shaped like this. Of course, you could have just asked your mamas.
Redshirt on the left: Oh, ok....hey, wait a minute?
A.V.I.A.F.
Captain
Kirk: Would either of you care to explain this?
McCoy: Well, I think she's dead Jim.
Kirk: I know that, I meant that godawful outfit she's wearing.
McCoy: I'm afraid I don't follow you, Jim.
Spock: I believe the Captain's question is meant to be rhetorical, Doctor. "I know what you mean Jim; looks like someone shot the couch," would be an appropriate reply.
heh, I've been "Spocked and Loaded" for almost a decade 
Scotty: Ugggghh, what stinks????
Spock: Well this woman has been dead for approximately 6 days, soooo...
Bones: Basically her insides have been liquifying and creating noxious gasses that have been venting through the several orifices and clouding here in this enclosed space.
Kirk: Lunch, gentlemen?
Scotty: Ugggghh, what stinks????
Spock: Well this woman has been dead for approximately 6 days, soooo...
Bones: Basically her insides have been liquifying and creating noxious gasses that have been venting through the several orifices and clouding here in this enclosed space.
Kirk: Lunch, gentlemen?
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