TOS Caption Contest #233: Spocked and Loaded!

[Nerys Myk]

BARNEY: For the last time, fella. Where are you from?

OTIS: He was all sparkly, Barney. He might be from outer space.

BARNEY: Zip it, Otis!!! I don't have time for your drunken ramblings

Spock points.

BARNEY: Mt. Pilot, eh? Didnt know the circus was in town there.

OTIS: I think he's pointing towards his space ship.

BARNEY: Didn't I say Zip it, Otis?

OTIS: Sorry Barney.

 

[jep]

Sometimes, just because you can make a photoshop, doesn't mean you should.

I wasn't sure if I should or not. Thanks for the opinion. I deleted it.


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[Gary7]

Spock: "Can't touch this."

 

[T'Girl]

Spock: "Captain, I do need to practice it once in a while. It has been a few episodes since the last one."

McCoy: "But why did you have sex with her Jim?"

Kirk: "Bones, I do need to practice it once in a while. It has been a few episodes since the last one."

 

[Isis]

In the 'lost' version of "Turnabout Intruder," Janice Lester decides to forgo switching bodies with Kirk and opts for Spock instead.

 

[Gary7]

Sulu (OS): (whispering to Chekov) "Y'know, I've got a hunch that this jeopardy game is rigged."
Chekov (OS): (sarcastically) "You tink so?"

 

[A beaker full of death]

Sometimes, just because you can make a photoshop, doesn't mean you should.

I wasn't sure if I should or not. Thanks for the opinion. I deleted it.


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I gotta know what I missed.

You, Crewmen Goner and Croaker, go check out the minefield. I'll be in the lilly patch.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: Well, Bones?
McCoy: She's passed on, Jim. This crewman is no more. She has passed on. She's expired and gone to meet her maker. She's a stiff. Bereft of life, she rests in peace --
Kirk: ...
Spock: I believe the most succint response would be, "She's dead, Jim."
McCoy: Has it ever occured to your computerized brain, MISTER Spock, that I get tired of saying the same line every time? I need variety, dammit. She's kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, and joined the great choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-CREWMAN!
Spock: Fascinating. Recommend medical leave for Dr. McCoy, captain.

Spock: Two shooters -- but BOTH from the upper window. No one on the grassy slope was involved.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Hi Everyone!

Some really great entries so far, I have been laughing my dilithium crystals off! Just wanted to butt in for a second to address a point of order.

The Caption Contests are about being creative for the purposes of making our fellow posters laugh as well as to explore and appreciate each other's creativity.

While it is absolutely essential that all posters follow the rules set out on the boards by the moderators with regard to appropriate content, it is possible for someone to post something that someone else finds offensive (even though that posting might not be in violation of the forum's rules).

I think it is important to maintain a light atmosphere on this thread and so I don't want anyone to feel that they need to second guess whether or not their posting might be offensive to someone even though it does not violate the rules.

Consequently, I think it would be best for posters to refrain from publicly criticizing another poster's creation. Everyone does, however, have the right to feel offended by a submission even if it does not directly contravene the rules. If you should find yourself in this position, I respectfully recommend that you do one or more of the following (these are in no particular order and are left to your best judgment):

1) PM me (I will either make a call myself and/or consult one of the mods and/or the poster if I am unsure).

2) Alert a mod directly.

3) PM the poster and let them know why you think their posting is offensive.

4) Shake your fist menacingly at your computer screen.

Ok, let's get back to having fun!

 

[UssGlenn]

Spock: "I call this one "Blue Steel"

 

[doubleohfive]

Spock: "I call this one "Blue Steel"

 

[Isis]

Spock: "The hostess says there's counter space for two. Is that OK or would you rather wait for the next table?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

About that LDS in the 60s...

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Look, I may be emotionless and lack the ability to use human intuition in a command situation, but I know the color red when I see it. Stay back twenty meters. Got it?"

 

[T'Girl]

You, Crewmen Goner and Croaker, go check out the minefield.

Red Shirt #2 (pulls phaser) "No Commander, why don't YOU go check out the minefield?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

You, Crewmen Goner and Croaker, go check out the minefield.

Red Shirt #2 (pulls phaser) "No Commander, why don't YOU go check out the minefield?"

Spock reluctantly takes one step towards the minefield...

Two anvils materialise above and fall on Goner and Croaker's heads.

 

[Ssosmcin]

"I think you need Retinax 5, Spock. That does not say SEXO-III, damn it."




Spock's Andorian Shadow Puppet was a big hit with the guards.





Spock: "...Because she was a Spock Tease."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Alright, this 'red shirt = death warrant' nonsense is getting out of hand! Don't you know that wearing red is a sign of honor? In colonial days on Earth, the British army wore red uniform jackets, and the walls of the gun rooms of their naval vessels were often painted bright red!"
Security #1: "Yeah, but wasn't that mostly just to make all the blood less noticeable?"
Spock: "...You weren't supposed to know that part."

 

[Tan Ru]

SPOCK: "And that's two fingers in the sink and the pinkie on the rink.............oh wait, that's not exactly how the Captain says that, now is it?"

 

[jep]

Kirk: "What's your opinion, Bones?"

McCoy: "Well, judging by the destroyed furniture, the bottle of Wild Turkey and the syringes of heroin and PCP, my opinion is that she enjoyed getting her freak on."

Kirk: "What's with the donkey smoking the cigarette?"

McCoy: "Trust me, Jim, you don't want to know."


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