TOS Caption Contest #226: Comm Jobs

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV: Jumping for joy was a Russian inwention!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: You're just blowing smoke up my ass with all those hand motions, aren't you...you're not really doing any work.

UHURA: What you mean "just"?

 

[T'Girl]

Chekov leaps to his feet, eager to tell Uhura of beating Spock's best score at Shogun 2,

only to realize that Uhura had left the bridge hours before.

 

[cooleddie74]

Chekov could never contain his joy whenever he beat the ship's computer at Gravitic Minesweeper.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Sir, all the Starfleet frequencies appear to be jammed! And it appears to be...raspberry!!

KIRK: Only one Klingon would DARE give me the raspberry!

KOLOTH!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Chekov is ecstatic that T'Girl (on monitor screen) has finally agreed to let him come to her quarters after his shift for "a cup of coffee." Poor Chekov doesn't realize that she is offering precisely and only a cup of coffee.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Brent Spiner friended me on Facebook!!

YESSSS!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: I vun a Kaption Kontest!!! In your face cooleddie!!!!!

UHURA (shakes head):That boy needs to get out more.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Oh sit the hell down, Pavel.

You're not the only person on this ship who's owned a Toyota.

 

[Captain Zog]

Kirk: "Uhura, access the ship's music library. Let's hear some vintage popular music. Say...Britney Spears."

Uhura: "I was always a Snoop Dogg woman myself, Captain, but yes sir."

Spock: "Now where did I leave my scone?"

Chekov can barely contain his excitement and delight after Russia wins the 2268 Interstellar Yodelling Olympics.

 

[Isis]

Chekov: "♫ Ve're gonna make it after all ♫ ."

Uhura: "More than 400 crew members and I have to be on duty with a Mary Richards 'vannabe'."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: Spider! Spider! Agggghhhhh!!! Spider! Someone kill it! Kill it!!!

UHURA: I guess that answers the "where did I lose my false eyelash?" question.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Come on, Lieutenant.

DO something with that big-ass Lite Brite machine besides poking the lights every few seconds.

Everyone knows you're not really doing any work over here.

SPOCK: Curious.

There wasn't a rip in the seat of my service trousers a MINUTE ago.

"Overacting was a Russian inwention!!!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; Snap to it with that message Uhura, you're not the only one on board who can operate communications.

Spock; Bridge to Captain, it appears Uhura really is the only one on board who can operate communications.

 

[Gary7]

Crewman: "It's a gold ring of some kind. I found it underneath Spock's station."

Lieutenant: "There's an inscription on the inside... 'Bravest little hobbit of them all.' How odd."

 

[MANT!]

This looks like a job for...COMRADE RED AND HIS SPACE-FU POWERS!!!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: Lieutenant, your console isn't labelled?
Uhura: Not since Starfleet moved to a single frequency sir.

 

[jep]

Disembodied English-accented voice: "WHAT THE BLAZES ARE YOU RELICS DOING ON MY HOLODECK?"

Scotty: "Geez, how long have we been waiting for this contest to end?"

Spock: "I would have to say "Apparently, a rather long time", Mr. Scott."



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[NathanielM]

Y-M-C-A! Y-M-C-AAAA!

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: Sorry Lieutenant, That chili in the galley backed up on me...