Spock, thinking: Thank God I remembered to manscape before I left for work this morning!
TOS Caption Contest #221: Worst Comes To Worse
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Spock, thinking: Thank God I remembered to manscape before I left for work this morning!
Lazarus: "Captain, that was the best cover ever of Rocketman"
Kirk: "Spock?"
Spock "He's the other Lazarus its obvious his Musical tates are vastly different than ours.. I mean Mine."
Lazarus: (thinking) I was being sarcastic you idiot
Red shirt pulls Phaser and aims..
Kirk to Bones: What do you mean, give them Spock's brain? I haven't got the brain. I thought you had the brain?
Thanks for the win!-Mistral
Shatner: "The whole episode? Seriously?"
Kirk: You don't scare me. Lieutenant Sulu is on his way with a security team.
Eneg: Do not be so sure, Captain Kirk. Evidently, your officer did not realize that here on Ekos we use 220 volt current. He was found in a Zeon safe house impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.
Kirk: You don't scare me. Lieutenant Sulu is on his way with a security team.
Eneg: Do not be so sure, Captain Kirk. Evidently, your officer did not realize that here on Ekos we use 220 volt current. He was found in a Zeon safe house impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.
+1 for the Top Secret gag.
[I want you all to know that I know I'm going to hell for this first one.]
Spock channels his inner Marlene Dietrich to elicit empathy from the Nazis.
Marc Summers: Okay, Starfleet, I'm going to ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, or think the Morgs haven't got a clue, you can dare them to answer it for double the dollars. But be careful, because they can always double dare you back for four times the amount, and then you'll either have to answer the question or take the physical challenge.
McCoy: I told you this was a bad idea! Just let them keep the darned brain!
Spock channels his inner Marlene Dietrich to elicit empathy from the Nazis.
Marc Summers: Okay, Starfleet, I'm going to ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, or think the Morgs haven't got a clue, you can dare them to answer it for double the dollars. But be careful, because they can always double dare you back for four times the amount, and then you'll either have to answer the question or take the physical challenge.
McCoy: I told you this was a bad idea! Just let them keep the darned brain!
Spock: If you hold that pose, Captain, I believe I can capture your likeness on this Lite-Brite.
Kirk: Spock, we went through this with the Etch-A-Sketch already. I'm in the middle of something here.
Shatner: "Damn it Leonard. You went along with the handcuffs, you went along with the Nazis, you even agreed to leave the ears on. But when i suggest bringing out the black mamba you draw the line! I knew i should have invited George."
Spock, to himself: Three pages into this contest, and no Hogan's Heroes reference?
Nazi: Now that we have tortured you, you will entertain us and these Zeon prisoners at our Hofbrau
Kirk: Really you'll let me sing, maybe Lucy in the Sky
Spock: Bilbo Baggins!
Schultz: I see nothing, I hear nothing
Hogan: Schultz, I protest, this is definitely against the Geneva Convention!
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