TOS Caption Contest #216: What's Wrong With This Picture?

[M'Sharak]

KIRK: Aypledgli ianectu flaggen tupep kile for stahn!
(Not Cloud) WYATT: Um... what?! [looks at Virgil]
(Not Cloud) VIRGIL: [baffled, looks back and shakes head]
KIRK: [Nods] Ee'd plebnista, motherf***ers.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "Still addicted to WINNING, Jimbo?!"
Kirk: "Tiger blood, Mr. Scott! I've got tiger blood!"