TOS Caption Contest #209: Man in the Mirror

[Isis]

Patron (OS): "What's good here?"

Spock: "You probably want to stay away from the liver and onions, but the roast chicken isn't bad. It tastes something like mugatu."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Welcome to The Stinking Gorn. Your server tonight will be Al."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Spock: No! No! No!!!! When I said 'love thy self' that's not what I meant!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

In an alternate reality, Spock does not rejoin Starfleet in TMP, but instead retires to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet:
Customer: "Nice place ya got here, Mr. Spock."
Spock: "Marlena here will show you to your table. Enjoy the food, enjoy your drinks, enjoy the show. Just don't get 'handy' with the girls."

 

[jep]

In an alternate reality, Spock does not rejoin Starfleet in TMP, but instead retires to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet:
Customer: "Nice place ya got here, Mr. Spock."
Spock: "Marlena here will show you to your table. Enjoy the food, enjoy your drinks, enjoy the show. Just don't get 'handy' with the girls."

Customer: "You best step off, biotch, else I might just bust a cap in your ass."

Spock: "I suggest you remember that my bouncers would avenge my death, and some of them are Vulcans."



.

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Oh, sorry Captain

KIRK: It's not what it looks like! I can explain!

UHURA: That you're a repressed gay man who over compensates by womanizing and projecting an exaggerated sense of machismo?

KIRK: Uh....I got nothin'

 

[alte]

Damn...

 

[tharpdevenport]

"I thought I told you to never call me on this wall!!!"



(what episode was the screen grab from?)

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I'm a ghost in Uhura's mirror! Does it look like 'A Piece of the Action?'"

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk (singing): "I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "It's not what it looks like! I'm not hugging another man! I'm hugging me!"
McCoy: "And that's better...how?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Just great. One of us has an erection, and I can't tell which one."

 

[Maurice]

Dr. KING: Who is this, and how did you get my Skype address?! STOP CALLING ME! <click>

 

[Ssosmcin]

MLK (ghostly voice): "Don't leave the show, Nichelle. Don't leave the shoooooooow!"

 

[Maurice]

A fateful webcam roulette connection kept Nichelle on the show.

 

[alte]

 

[Isis]

Kirk (singing): "I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself..."

<brief pause>

Kirk: ♫ Dancin' with myself
Dancin' with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancin' with myself ♫

 

[Gary7]

Dr. KING: Who is this, and how did you get my Skype address?! STOP CALLING ME! <click>

Good one! If only MLK had lived...

 

[alte]

Kirk: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall....does this outfit make me look fat?"

Mirror: "Yes...?"

 

[alte]

Kirk: "What about...this?"

Mirror: "Wow...Go Team...now somebody break me, please."