TOS Caption Contest #209: Man in the Mirror

[Jonas Grumby]

Apologies to jep for stealing the pic.

Kirk (on intercom): "Lieutenant Uhura, report to the bridge!"
Heston: "Kirk, you can have her when you pry her from my cold, dead hands!"
Uhura: *swoons*

 

[Nerys Myk]

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KIRK: Why did it have to be hooks?

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome I feel.

BEARDED SPOCK: Oops...I accidentally beamed our returning Captain and his party into a wall.
MARLENA: Gosh. What were the odds?

UHURA: This webcam roulette thing sucks.
KIRK: Point cam lower!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "And so I sez, I sez, "Yes Uhura, regulations say you have to give the Captain a BJ when you come aboard.. And she believed it!!!"

Scotty: "Sweet move Jim... but hardly fair. She's about as sharp as a box of wet hair."

Uhura: "Time for some payback, bitch."


Note: I didn't realize until after I posted this that Uhura is in the image on the Tantalus device, which kinda ruins the whole thing.


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[Smellincoffee]

McCoy: What IS it with you?

Kirk knew something was wrong immediately.

Kirk: List, list, O list! If thou didst ever thy dear captain love, avenge his foul and most unnatural murder!
Uhura: O Captain! My captain!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Um, my thatis..."
Dupli-Kirk: "Nice."
Kirk: "Are you thinking what I'M thinking?"
Dupli-Kirk: "Takemy ... SHIRT off. Lower ... lower..."

Spock: ...

Dupli-Kirk: "No, no -- it unhooks in the back. Yes ... yes. Take my girtle off! Now rub my c--"

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

DJ Spock: ''Now you'll hear an antique musical form that stormed the places called clubs in the 1980's. Darling, power up this primitive Roland Jupiter-8.''

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Oh! My own little inflatable me-doll! I'm going to hug him, and squeeze him, and I shall call him George."

 

[Kirby]

pat, pat, pat

Duplicate Kirk: BUUUUUURRRPPPP

Kirk: That's my big boy!

 

[milo bloom]

Kirk: "Oh! My own little inflatable me-doll! I'm going to hug him, and squeeze him, and I shall call him George."

os, McCoy: "Wasn't George your dad's name? sotto voce looks like I need to brush up on my Freud..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Gee, thanks Bones. My own ass-rubbing clone."

Spock: "Welcome back, Captain. You're fired!"

Uhura: "I've seen this episode already. What's on Channel Six?"

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the wins, Rat Boy.

Uhura: "Ahhhhh! OMG! Those... those Mary Kay cosmetics that Rand sold me... they're utter crap! Oooo, I'm gonna get her for this."

 

[Gary7]

Noel: "Well... that explains everything. He's batting for the other team now." (frown)

 

[Isis]

By the 23rd Century, people were really sick of Bob Ross and "The Joy of Painting" reruns.

 

[jep]

MU Spock: (To Kirk, OS) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard you. Man, Revolution, Vision. Got it. But right now Marlena wants to ride the Vulcan pony, and I intend to boldly go where no Vulcan has gone before."

Marlena: "Uh, Spock... about that 'Where no Vulcan has gone before' part..."



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[LeadHead]

Multi pic response

Spock: Okay, I'm sure nothing can go wrong with this transport. Energizing.

Marlena: Oh no!

Spock: I do not understand how this happened.

Kirk: Spock, 2 questions. 1. Where's McCoy, Uhura and Scotty? 2. Why am I fused with Mirror Kirk?!!

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: If I do myself is it considered masturbation or incest?

McCoy: Neither. That's just a stand-in who looks nothing like you.

Kirk: Oh. In that case.

[Kirk throws the stand-in to the floor]

 

[Ssosmcin]

Awesome! Thanks for the win!

Jim Kirk is a man who can hold his own.

Uhura: "I can't believe it! You cane to me of all people!"

Kirk: "You were the only one getting changed at the moment."

 

[Amasov]

"Don't worry, Chris, Bill's here now."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Uhura! Someone locked the airlock door behind me! Must have been an accident."

Uhura: "Accident my ass; you stole Spock's bike again, didn't you?"