TOS Caption Contest #204: Over The Lips

[jep]

McCoy: "What the blazes.... "

Zarabeth: "Ah er, ah inuh peck oo ock oh oon."

McCoy: "What?"

Spock: "She said "Doctor! I didn't expect you back so soon.""

McCoy: "Obviously."


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[M'Sharak]

Chapel: (ventriloquizing) *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* Ehhhhhhhh... what's up, Doc?
McCoy: Christine, don't you ever do that to me again!
Chapel: Yes, Doctor. Had you going for a second, though.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Damn, it I just can't seem to get a perfect purple compound. Always ends up blue or red."
"What if you mixed..."
"Not now, Chapel, let's try another batch."

 

[Rat Boy]

NBC exec: "Stop that now, stop that! Too titillating!"

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Christine, tell me something, you don't like Andorians much do you?

Chapel: What makes you say that?

McCoy: I asked for a teaspoon sized blood sample and you took half of Thelev's blood volume.

Spock: I love this planet, I want to stay here forever.

McCoy: She's Pregnant.

Spock: Lets get the hell outta here.

 

[jep]

Spock: I love this planet, I want to stay here forever.

McCoy: She's Pregnant.

Spock: Lets get the hell outta here.

Zarabeth: I'm not pregnant!!!

McCoy: "No? Then explain THIS!!!"

Zarabeth: "That? That's dinner. I've got a rabbit stew recipe that's to die for."


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[Captain Crow]

Kelley: Get this shit from "Night of the Lepus" out of here.

 

[Hambone]

CHAPEL: That's the most disgusting hare I've ever seen.

McCOY: What, this cute little furry white creature?

CHAPEL: I was talking about your arm hair.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Thanks for the win!

McCoy: "The White Wabbit tasks me, Chapel. And I shall have him. I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Antares maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up..."

 

[jep]

Chapel: "Oh, Doctor, that's disgusting. What is it?"

McCoy: "Well, unless I'm mistaken, Christine, this is a Pubic Hare."



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[Bob Karo]

Spock: Doctor, why do you insist on being such a Spock block?

 

[alte]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #204: I saw Spocky kissing...

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[Mr Silver]

Nurse Chapel: "Are you sure its ok Doctor?"

Dr McCoy: "Relax! Its just Dr Pepper and Romulan Ale, it will make a fine addition to this years Fancy Dress evening, Whats the worst that can happen?"

......

 

[Mistral]

Spock: "Doctor, there's one little string between me and Nirvana. Could you...fuck off?"

 

[alte]

Bones: "God bless us, everyone...DAMNIT!"

 

[LeadHead]

T'Pol: What are you going to do with that?

Trip: Donating it to science, see what future generations make of it.

Chapel: The "Trip" Liquid has been delivered Doctor.

McCoy: Good, we'll mix in a little Blue-e here and see what happens...

McCoy: Eureka!

 

[alte]

Bones: "Ah...Pubichare Surprise!

Kirk: "What's the surprise?

 

[Finn]

Chekov (OS): Wabbit was inwented in Russia. There was a lady in Leningrad who...

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[Isis]

Spock: "No worries, Baby. Carl Spock is in the house."

 

[Isis]

Chapel: "A still? Don't you have anything better to do with your free time?"