TOS Caption Contest #202: Leftover Turkeys

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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"Have you ever read the Watchtower, Captain Kirk?"

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Scott to Bridge, the Captain and First Officer of the USS Fortune Cookie have beamed aboard.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Spock? He fainted at the first sight of stage blood.
SPOCK ON FLOOR: uhhhhh...

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "No women on your ship? Then how do you...?"

*grins get wider*

Sulu: "Requesting a transfer, Captain."

 

[jcourtenay]

Kirk: "Are romulans green or I am colourblind again"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "I'm telling you, that Pine kid doesn't look a thing like me. Maybe I should call my agent."

Agent: "I am your agent."

Shatner: "Right. Moving on..."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Have you just been to the planet with all the spores?

Captain: How did you know?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Thanks for the loan of your spare toupees, Captain."

Kirk: "Say, I always wanted to know. Kodos was going around vapourising his victims. How does that work out to you losing your eye?"

Tom: "Nothing to do with Kodos. It was a lawnmower accident."

Kirk: "Lawnmower? Get out of here!"

Tom: "Really, I was mowing the lawn, wasn't paying attention, and I ran over my foot. Blade sliced my big toe clean off. It flew up, hit me in the eye and blinded me."

 

[Mr Silver]

The crew of the Enterprise were severly displeased with the "Hall and Oates" 250 year Anniversary tribute act, Captain Kirk especially, couldn't "Go For that"

 

[Supernuke]

Kirk: (to Eyepatch) Come here often?