TOS Caption Contest #202: Leftover Turkeys

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Tom: Avatar looks the same to me on standard and 3-D.

Kirk: You do realize you don't have any depth perception right?

Sick, but hysterical.

I freely admit it wasn't the most tasteful joke in the world, I was watching Futurama when I was doing my captioning and Leela put that into my brain. Hope nobody was offended.

Damn right I'm offended!



I had my own depth perception crack ready to post and got beaten to the punch!

 

[ItsGreen]

Early make-up test footage for "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield",
however when the producers realized most home TV's were still black and white,
the colors were changed!

 

[Isis]

Guy on the left: "Jim, just don't post this on Facebook. I don't like how I photograph."

 

[jep]

Tom: Avatar looks the same to me on standard and 3-D.

Kirk: You do realize you don't have any depth perception right?

Sick, but hysterical.

I freely admit it wasn't the most tasteful joke in the world, I was watching Futurama when I was doing my captioning and Leela put that into my brain. Hope nobody was offended.

I'm offended.... that I didn't think of it myself.


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[jep]

Kirk: "The only thing... this .... guy has butchered ..... is the ..... lead part... in this play."

One Eye: "Says the master of godawful line delivery."


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[Mr. Adventure]

"Boy oh boy, I think the kooky kid is gonna give him the business."
"I dunno, I think this Kirk fella just might give him a knuckle sandwich and clobber the goof."
"Gee, that'd be swell."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sick, but hysterical.

I freely admit it wasn't the most tasteful joke in the world, I was watching Futurama when I was doing my captioning and Leela put that into my brain. Hope nobody was offended.

Damn right I'm offended!



I had my own depth perception crack ready to post and got beaten to the punch!

Me too! At least I had the insight (ha!) to check the second page before posting...

 

[Nerys Myk]

TOM: Damn it, Kirk! Stop ogling the jailbait blonde and take a look at the old guy playing "Macbeth!"

KIRK: There's someone else on the stage???

 

[Mistral]

Shatner: "...and you're sure this theater has a casual dress code? "Cause I was running late and didn't have time to change out of my official Star Trek pajamas..."

 

[Mistral]

"Oh yes, Charlie's version of TV is much better than the old kind we had."


"Yeah, you'll love the new TV. It's really fun. So, um, we gotta be going now..."

 

[Mr Silver]

Shatner: "Is it just me or from a distance does the guy sitting next to me, wearing the blue suit and the eyepatch look like me 10 years from now?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Tom: "You really must have had to get dressed in a hurry to get here on time."
Kirk: "Actually...yes! How did you know?"
Tom: "You're wearing a pair of Rand's pantyhose instead of uniform pants."

 

[Rat Boy]

Tom: "Have you ever seen Seinfeld, Jim? Do you want people to think we're 'together' because you're sitting directly next to me?"

 

[Gary7]

"Boy oh boy, I think the kooky kid is gonna give him the business."
"I dunno, I think this Kirk fella just might give him a knuckle sandwich and clobber the goof."
"Gee, that'd be swell."

Left-over exuberance from the 50's.

 

[Gary7]

Captain Ramart: "Having Charlie on board was such a joy, we've been unable to wipe these silly smiles from our faces ever since. Well, gotta go now. Buh-bye!"

 

[Gary7]

Bill Shatner and William Sargent, watching a pre-screening of "The Conscience of the King"

Shatner: "Will, that guy to your left... do you recognize him? He keeps glancing over at me. Gives me the creeps."

Sargent: "Probably some prudish British actor who thinks he can do a better job than you."

 

[Noname Given]

Officer Ramart: "Say, got any Roman Gladiator movies on tape?"

Captain James T. Kirk: "It's amazing that after 300 years, LucasFilm and ILM still do remastered/updated versions of all twelve Star Wars Fims every decade or so."

Doctor Thomas Leighton: "And it's amazing we STILL pay to go see them each time they do - on opening day no less."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Thanks for the win in #200! I was out of town for a while and just found out. Awesomesauce.

Leighton: "Why always during the quiet scenes?"
Kirk: "That blonde guy's gonna puke."
Leighton: "He's not alone."

Ramart: "No, not boobs, upside down asscheeks."
Nellis: "Do we look like we care about boobs?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: No, I'm not switching seats with you.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: This is new, the women walk out a chick flick before the men.