TOS Caption Contest #201: Remasters of the Universe

[Isis]

Kirk: "Captain's Log Stardate 4347.3. The good news is this moon in the Cacio Sector really is made from green cheese. The bad news is we waited so long that, at this point, it's more mold than cheese."

Scotty: "It's Stilton, ye heathen!" walks off mumbling. "Uncultured Americans and their damned processed cheese in a tube!"

Spock: "Captain, that would explain the objectionable odor that has felled 75.9% of our crew."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Captain's Log Stardate 4347.3. The good news is this moon in the Cacio Sector really is made from green cheese. The bad news is we waited so long that, at this point, it's more mold than cheese."

Scotty: "It's Stilton, ye heathen!" walks off mumbling. "Uncultured Americans and their damned processed cheese in a tube!"

Guilty as charged!
(However, I do appreciate a good Brie.)

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Captain's Log Stardate 4347.3. The good news is this moon in the Cacio Sector really is made from green cheese. The bad news is we waited so long that, at this point, it's more mold than cheese."

Scotty: "It's Stilton, ye heathen!" walks off mumbling. "Uncultured Americans and their damned processed cheese in a tube!"

Guilty as charged!
(However, I do appreciate a good Brie.)

True story. I'm a child of immigrants, and when my parents first came to the UK, they tried all the local cuisine. My dad bought a piece of Stilton, took one close look at it, then threw it out because he thought it was rotten!

 

[Isis]

Scotty: "It's Stilton, ye heathen!" walks off mumbling. "Uncultured Americans and their damned processed cheese in a tube!"

Guilty as charged!
(However, I do appreciate a good Brie.)

True story. I'm a child of immigrants, and when my parents first came to the UK, they tried all the local cuisine. My dad bought a piece of Stilton, took one close look at it, then threw it out because he thought it was rotten!